Johnny B Dude

Aww fuckin hell, what have I done?

The old drunk effect on the phone tonight.

Ah yes, any optimism going into a game is a death sentence, I learnt that a few moons ago

Och, that must be nice 🤣

Had a dream last night that Brad Pitt was marrying Uma Thurman, under the condition that she was not going to give him any children.

a man with a beard wearing a fly emirates jacket ALT: a man with a beard wearing a fly emirates jacket

Done! (Ish)

Really hoping this dude is a mean guitarist.

Motherfucker, opened up a big bag of crisps, tried one and it was soft. Bag split at the back. Quite disappointing. 5/10

Russell Martin had two quick things to sort at Rangers and he did neither Some of the manager’s new signings visibly shrunk and slipped into their shell during a first-half horror show against Club Brugge

Common sense from start to finish www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/russel...

My daughter decided the other day that when we walked past the lengthy queue of people waiting for a table in the restaurant was the perfect time to say out loud “I need to poop AS WELL daddy”

🎶 In-som-nia 🎶

Frog #Frogz

Frog #Frogz

Kilmarnock vs Livingston stands alone on the calendar to start the season. Dismal stuff.

Greek journo's question to Russell Martin shows Rangers fans must get real Seriously, the criticism of him and his team’s performance has been ridiculously over the top writes our man who was in Athens

On the money. www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/footba...

Do I believe him, or do I not believe him? “Moore told Rangers TV it was an "easy decision" to move to Ibrox and added: "I've always loved Rangers as a club. My family have always loved them.
"There's massive history at the club and I wanted to come to a place where you need to win every week.”

Let there be no doubt about it, 3 days before you go on holiday is the absolute best moment to get your first cold of the year.

Comic. The Most-Observed Animal and Plant in Each State on iNaturalist. (Not the most common species in the state, just the one people have reported the most times.) [labeled map of the US] WA: Mallard/Western Sword Fern. OR: Mule Deer/Western Ponderosa Pine. CA: Western Fence Lizard/California Poppy. HI: Green Sea Turtle/‘Ōhi’a Lehua. ID: Mallard/Big Sagebrush. NV: Common Side-Blotched Lizard/Creosote Bush. MT: White-Tailed Deer/Common Yarrow. WY: American Bison/Sticky Geranium. UT: Mule Deer/Utah Juniper. AZ: Ornate Tree Lizard/Saguaro. CO: Mule Deer/Great Mullein. NM: Mule Deer/Creosote Bush. AK: Moose/Fireweed. ND: American Bison/Prairie Rose. SD: American Bison/Hoary Vervain. NE: American Robin/Common Milkweed. KS: Ornate Box Turtle/Amur Honeysuckle. OK: Pond Slider/Eastern Redcedar. TX: Northern Cardinal/Pinladies. MN, WI, IL: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Common Milkweed. IA, MI: White-Tailed Deer/Common Milkweed. MO: Brown-Belted Bumble Bee/Amur Honeysuckle. AR: Three-toed Box Turtle/Chinese Privet. LA: Green Anole/Baldcypress. IN: American Robin/Amur Honeysuckle. OH: Eastern Pondhawk/Virginia Springbeauty. KY: Common Box Turtle/Amur Honeysuckle. TN: American Robin/Christmas Fern. MS: Northern Cardinal/Pale Pitcher Plant. AL: Gulf Fritillary/American Sweetgum. GA: Green Anole/American Sweetgum. FL: Brown Anole/White Beggarticks. NY: Eastern Gray Squirrel/White Snakeroot. PA: White-Tailed Deer/Garlic Mustard. WV: White-Tailed Deer/Great Rhododendron. VA: White-Tailed Deer/Eastern Poison Ivy. MD: White-Tailed Deer/Wineberry. DE: Fowler’s Toad/American Pokeweed. NC: Eastern Gray Squirrel/Christmas Fern. SC: Northern Cardinal/American Sweetgum. NJ: Spotted Lanternfly/Common Mugwort. VT: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Eastern White Pine. NH: White-Tailed Deer/Eastern White Pine. MA: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Eastern White Pine. CT: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Striped Wintergreen. RI: American Herring Gull. ME: American Herring Gull/Canadian Bunchberry.

iNaturalist Animals and Plants

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The Open 2025: Scottie Scheffler on the daily wrestle with why he plays golf World number one Scottie Scheffler questions why he is continually chasing victories in the sport's biggest tournaments.

Golfer speaks sense www.bbc.com/sport/golf/a...

One of those little dilemmas, when I am out of the house and I have a can of juice to drink. Should i finish it well before I leave and pee what I can before I move, or leave it till the last minute before I leave and chug it down hoping not to pee on the way back?

Wise words from my 5 year old: “I’m going to give you two options. You can be on my team, or you’re going to lose.” 😂😂😂😂

Pensioner uses life savings for a cruise which goes round the world with no end Sharon Lane sold everything she owns to get a place on the ship which will be at sea continuously for a minimum of 15 years

I’m down for this www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/tr...

Got the ole Robert Prytz this morning.

When I open my Spanish cheesemongers, it will be called Briellante

Rangers say SFA 'to be watched' after £3,000 fine over John Brown remark Rangers say the SFA

I agree so much with Rangers’ statement 👏👏👏 www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Saw something on the internet that says 30 mins assembly like it was an advantage and thought “FUCK that”. As if it were Lego FFS, only 5% as enjoyable.

That’s a #dang from me

My body clock says 10.30pm is bedtime these days

Olly Alexander lands West End role in The Importance of Being Earnest The star says he is focusing on acting after parting ways with his record company.

Was this guy named after a Lady Gaga song? www.bbc.com/news/article...

propaganda we're not falling for:
- there's no nature in cities/urban areas
- we already know everything about plants & animals
- nature photography requires expensive camera equipment
- you need a degree to contribute to science
- you need to travel far to see interesting species