I wore a Celtics Starter jacket and Celtics Jordan 1s to work today, and someone said “I didn’t know you were a Celtics fan…” and I was low-key offended.

Unwritten rules are dumb. You want me to follow a rule? Write it down!

It is the rich versus everyone else. Anything else is a distraction.

I wish more people would call mw the “Space Cowboy.”

The future doesn’t exist.

I don’t want to have kids of my own, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like kids, it just means I like the lack of responsibilities.

It is my brother’s birthday and we’re going out to eat to celebrate with my mom tonight, and I’m terrified she is going to bring a cake to the restaurant.

Crop Tops Porzingis over here.

Tadej Pogacar? More like “Tadej! Can’t catch ya!”

Gotta love when it’s actually 40 degrees in February but it’s also raining.

I love the experience of using Pages in the Apple ecosystem and I don’t hear enough folks talk about it. The app on my phone and the one on my computer work seamlessly together and feel like one app.

Somehow, at 36, I’ve never dove into a body of water.

So many white peoples “writing” online listicles about the Kendrick performance. Just shut the fuck up for like a minute.

My wife is going out with some friends this evening and the Celtics are on at 5:30 PM. Great night for me and the boys!*

*the boys represent me, my dog, and all the popcorn crumbs that will inevitably miss my mouth and wind up between the couch cushions.

Putting a bunch of sponsor logos on your cycling club jersey makes you look greedy AND desperate.

I’m procrastinating by watching pro cycling…welcome to the 2025 world tour!

Wake up on a Saturday and it’s snowing, what do you watch? I immediately put on The Thing, one of my favorite movies.

@nbcsboston.bsky.social why does Eddie House always sound like he is calling in from a cave?

When do we start yelling?

They say drowning is a peaceful way to go, so if it ever happens to me, I'm going to bring the lifeguard down with me. You're welcome, buddy.