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Christine this is a CHILD!!!!

got some Big League Chew cause I don't wanna suck at baseball no more

sneezes are facegasms

Donate to Help Keep the Lights On for Us, organized by Donald Zook Thanks to an incredible act of kindness, our rent has been covered, but we’re still struggl… Donald Zook needs your support for Help Keep the Lights On for Us

Can’t even get gas, groceries, do laundry, or keep up with bills and rent. We honestly don’t know what else to do right now. If anyone can help or share, we’d be grateful.

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Frankly we’re all rather amused that ‘splatire’ hasn’t already been claimed, but screw it, we hereby coin it for @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE.

Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️

I'll be attending this and having a good old time. Come get bizarre with us.

🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉

You've all met good people, right? Perhaps you are even a good person yourself. Well then, this is a book for you. Never change. You're fucking perfect.

BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.

bizarrocon.com

You can improve your craft, learn how to give more engaging readings, and talk about weird books, movies, and art with people who might *actually* know what you're going on about.

BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature.

bizarrocon.com

Book cover for The Dogmen Fudge Incident. Features a guy with an eyepatch and a big gun in front for a giant dogman monster. Chocolate splatters are all over the cover.

The Dogmen Fudge Incident preorders are up now!!!! Out Feb 10th!
Check out what @dangerslater.bsky.social said about it: "very harrowing, and full of gnarly action. Yeah, dude, I dug it."

Cover art featuring a big rig and the truck console in orange and red; favorable blurbs from PW, LJ and Grimdark Mag

Calling out the boss here:

As good as she is at supporting our writers, she is FOR SHIT at self-promoting, so allow me a moment of your time:

Tenebrous EIC @alexwoodroe.com has a new book out tomorrow, THE NIGHT SHIP! It fucking rocks. If you dig what Tenebrous does, you’ll dig it.

Link to buy ⬇️

Ouf, oh god, mileage may very here, haha. But honored, nonetheless

Life is short.
Tell your boss to fuck off.
Refuse to see family members who treat you like shit.
Quit friendships that don't respect your boundaries.
Eat the whole fucking pizza.
Get four more cats.
Wear whatever you want.
Take a trip.
Figure out how to blow up the moon.

You do you, boo.

Why the heck would someone spend money on bottled water when it comes out of your wiener for free?

Cover art; an illustrated cross section of a house, in vaporwave greens oranges and yellows. In the dining room, a woman wields an axe over the head of an unsuspecting individual at the table. In the kitchen, a man has his hands shoved deep into the sink; blood is splattered on the backsplash. Beneath the sink something fleshy and bulbous. The bottom half of the illustration is all swollen bulbous fleshy intestines in browns, pale pinks and off-white. The book title and author are spelled out in blobby fleshy letters

🔥COVER REVEAL🔥

Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social

No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️

LOOK ITS MY NEXT BOOK!

This is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever seen.

Oh nice! They had a bunch of copies left over from an event I did there on Halloween. Glad they've got them out where people can see them!

So how many of you got Danger Slater books for Christmas? NONE of you??! you sonofabitches...

Imagine being a cat before laser pointers were invented. Sad.

7 2026 Tenebrous covers

We've only just begun telling you about the cool Weird shit coming from Tenebrous in 2026!

Cover reveals still to come for new releases from @dangerslater.bsky.social @allisonmick.bsky.social & @momoshaty.bsky.social

store.tenebrouspress.com

walked into the haircutting place, pointed at a picture of myself, and said "give me the that"

All different flavors, but all undeniably weird, and undeniably mine. Thank you 😍

The old stuff is evergreen if you never read it before. So very cool.

This book is over 10 years old and still finding new readers. So very cool. Thank you!!!!!!