SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻

Right??

A black dog in the snow sticking out his tongue a little

Finally looking like winter around here ❄️❄️👻

I feel like that bus would have stopped for me if I was pretty enough or had not been busy recreating Saturn Devouring His Son with an ice hockey helmet and a dressmaker's dummy.

The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.

no I don’t raise my own sourdough starter but I do have a colony of lip balms that I have used for more than 5 years

Welcome new followers I apologize for the mess *gestures at the pyre in the backyard where the corpses of the old gods burn and will burn on for eternity* its been a long week

Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove

Becoming Creature Review of Mother of Flies

My latest film review 👻👻👻

I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.

Yes I agree 🖤

I'm having a feeling. I do not like it.

one of the most difficult things about getting older is it's a lot harder to catch lizards

Sound up! 👻

I'll never use ai to make art...I'll be using my hands and my imagination and my few remaining brain cells thank you very much

They took my feelings out and molded them into something so bizarre and abstract that the museum insists on displaying them, but I can't know how to feel about that anymore

"Oh yes, don't mind him, he came with the place."

*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook

someone playing my bones like a xylophone would fix me

Morning by the creek 👻

A woman in black with long dark looking towards the camera, kneeling, surrounded by woods and green, young woman with short dark hair in background

Currently watching: Mother of Flies

If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in

Yes I love the sounds 😍

*maintains eye contact with February while slowly pushing January off the table*

Gummi Bears theme gets me all riled up for some swashbuckling

Morning calm 💙 by the Yellowstone...the longest free (undammed) river in America

Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.

If youre into bitter feminist middle aged moms whose bones creak a disturbing amount and who write lots of stories about murdering men then look out cowboy i just might be your gal

hush!! I’m fussing with my abominations!!!

There is a goat man in my living room, standing on two legs, menacingly watching me eat a bowl of cereal

It's okay to bully a government. A government isn't people.

here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37