Nikki

Ah yes the Nobel peace prize…
Wtf a this timeline?

I’m so tired of all the noise. Either you’re an asshole, or you’re not an asshole. Don’t be an asshole, ok?
#dontbeanasshole

These are the terrible ads meant to pull lonely or low self esteem people onto threads.

What is this bullshit?

No one tell Nancy Mace, but there’s an all gendered bathroom in her house!
#nancymaceallgendered

Constitution
Constitution

And for those in the back…
The constitution.

Four seasons-
I love watching shows like this and White Lotus about going places I’ll never be able to afford again. It’s like a visual vacation lol.
#visualvacations #fourseasons #whitelotus

If I live to 73 of “vape lung” I’ll be happy.
#vapelung

The conservatives looked at Joe Biden and the light bulb went off.

“We just need an empty vessel to also push all of our terrible ideas through. The subject also being a fucking asshole himself also helps!”
-conservatives watching Biden

Fantastic episode of gemstones tonight. I noticed Cobb was drinking the same Jim Beam as me earlier tonight, lol.
#righteousgemstones

Nancy mace, your hate will never stop people being people.

Get fucked.

Is Katy Perry’s new tour satire or something? Like being really bad ironically?

Or is it just…odd and reaching?

There’s a new trend of people taking pictures of themselves squish holding sandwiches, and I’m all for it.
#aggresivesandwichholding

Aimee Lou Wood is absolutely gorgeous inside and out. Fuck the haters!

Good news everyone! We’ll finally understand autism by September!

The end of episode 11 in season 4 in Dexter was incredible! I’ve had two days off in a row and I’m hooked.

You’re right, it’s fucking 1984.

Man I would have killed to be at the event at bell labs.
#severance

Vice principals 2: principal gamby deals with his out of control high school daughter

Is it too early to ask for a very special “It’s a Severance Christmas” episode?
#severance #severanceischristmas

We keep bickering amongst ourselves. Why can’t we simplify the things we want.
1. Healthcare for all with no exceptions
2. Term limits and reevaluating gerrymandered areas.
3. An actual voice for and by the people
It shouldn’t be so noisy and disconnected

First time hearing milkshakes voice quiver on the phone call to mark. His shell is cracking, and he’s beginning to arc!
#severance

I can’t believe the “woke” are gonna make us invade those countries. I thought this nonsense would have ended when Biden left.

For shame you “wokes”

I fucking love radar
#severance

Severance in 10 minutes!
!

!Beware!
The desperate psyops!

New Severance tonight?
We’ll Sever me timbers!
#severance

I feel like I’m blueskying wrong. Or maybe I’m old and old out touch. Either way, get off my lawn.

I love it when she smiiiiiiiiles at me

Nothing more pathetic than a (adult) politician unable to answer a direct question. Whether it’s intentional or not, super pathetic. Plenty of non politicians who can do this. Some (or most) children can even do it.

Wankers

Redness in the anus?
Heart disease?
What kind of side effects are these?