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Dave Weasel

@daveweasel.bsky.social

Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper

79,134 Followers  |  79,606 Following  |  73 Posts  |  Joined: 19.12.2023  |  2.4224

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Thank you!

02.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha you had me in the first half πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

08.01.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
daveweasel | Instagram | Linktree View daveweasel’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!

New standup album about growing up in a cult called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is out wherever you stream, or find it here: linktr.ee/daveweasel

27.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

if you insist

12.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like all Doge members are former employees soon

28.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
daveweasel | Instagram | Linktree View daveweasel’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!

New standup album about growing up in a cult called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is out wherever you stream, or find it here: linktr.ee/daveweasel

27.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music?

Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...

10.01.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1003    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 8
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Oct 22 (!!!) 2020 from that other site

15.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you!!!!

15.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That one got deleted right away. I don't even know what I did haha

14.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

12.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
YouTube video by Dave Weasel - Topic Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Anyone on reddit? Can you post this on r/ExJw - I would do it myself but I'm banned! It's my new standup album about growing up in the cult of Jehovah's Witness www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...

11.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m not an expert or anything, but this guy Jesus would be disgusted by all of this

27.10.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent work, just subtle enough to give you the benefit of the doubt

08.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My personal opinion is that it's gross

03.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha thank you!

26.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They can't rug the KoKaine Koin on Don Jr

17.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
17.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All music but Kid Rock is banned and you'll never have to vote again

16.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I live in CyberTruck nation and I give them the thumbs down. Usually no response but a horn or finger from them, but they know my sentiment.

13.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd think "WE HAVE PROOF OBAMA COMMITTED AN EXECUTABLE OFFENSE!" would have his base frothing at the mouth, but even they're waiting for the list

24.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Force them to put fentanyl in it, you coward! Keeps the brain worms away

17.07.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Side note, the Little Caesars hot and ready is dirty pizza BUT it really hits if:

a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5

17.07.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me neither, abandoned half a million followers about 2 years ago

13.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I met Ben Shapiro once during a 2017 test taping for a new tv show. They’d rented a small venue with a tiny green room, and Shapiro watched me drink 4 Bud Lights from the cooler he was sitting on, since there weren’t enough chairs, before eventually giving that prime seat to me. Then I drank 3 more.

13.07.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

All good, it’s just funny how β€œshitty Twitter comedian” is what right wing trolls have been calling me for the past 10 years.

13.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t write it, some right wing blog did and named me for liking a jack white’s post tweet. I love JW

13.07.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just so we’re clear, I was named for liking jack white’s post, supporting his criticism of Trump

13.07.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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