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Dave Weasel

@daveweasel.bsky.social

Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper

76,173 Followers  |  81,970 Following  |  68 Posts  |  Joined: 19.12.2023  |  2.3107

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Oct 22 (!!!) 2020 from that other site

15.11.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank you!!!!

15.11.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That one got deleted right away. I don't even know what I did haha

14.11.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looks like I was the one to top โ€œFunny Indian Christmas Hitsโ€ on the iTunes comedy albums. Check it out here or wherever you stream: Jehovah's Thiccness by Dave Weasel music.apple.com/us/album/jeh...

13.11.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

12.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
YouTube video by Dave Weasel - Topic Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Anyone on reddit? Can you post this on r/ExJw - I would do it myself but I'm banned! It's my new standup album about growing up in the cult of Jehovah's Witness www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...

11.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m not an expert or anything, but this guy Jesus would be disgusted by all of this

27.10.2025 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent work, just subtle enough to give you the benefit of the doubt

08.10.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My personal opinion is that it's gross

03.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha thank you!

26.09.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can't rug the KoKaine Koin on Don Jr

17.09.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
17.09.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All music but Kid Rock is banned and you'll never have to vote again

16.09.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in CyberTruck nation and I give them the thumbs down. Usually no response but a horn or finger from them, but they know my sentiment.

13.09.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think "WE HAVE PROOF OBAMA COMMITTED AN EXECUTABLE OFFENSE!" would have his base frothing at the mouth, but even they're waiting for the list

24.07.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Force them to put fentanyl in it, you coward! Keeps the brain worms away

17.07.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Side note, the Little Caesars hot and ready is dirty pizza BUT it really hits if:

a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5

17.07.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me neither, abandoned half a million followers about 2 years ago

13.07.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I met Ben Shapiro once during a 2017 test taping for a new tv show. Theyโ€™d rented a small venue with a tiny green room, and Shapiro watched me drink 4 Bud Lights from the cooler he was sitting on, since there werenโ€™t enough chairs, before eventually giving that prime seat to me. Then I drank 3 more.

13.07.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All good, itโ€™s just funny how โ€œshitty Twitter comedianโ€ is what right wing trolls have been calling me for the past 10 years.

13.07.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t write it, some right wing blog did and named me for liking a jack whiteโ€™s post tweet. I love JW

13.07.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just so weโ€™re clear, I was named for liking jack whiteโ€™s post, supporting his criticism of Trump

13.07.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand it's a very long read but that's the point I was making towards the end, how they're kowtowing to their corporate overlords over the will of the people, and it costs them power and it costs us democracy.

04.07.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Valley snitchline

02.07.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As predictably as the breakup!

12.06.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit boys, Iโ€™ve got some Fireball in the cabinet, letโ€™s line up some shots and get some jobs!

07.06.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A rose by another name.. or in this case, a turd

07.06.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wanted to see if AI thought it was AI too

06.06.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll take that as a compliment. Thank you!

06.06.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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