Caleb

There should be hand models but for penises

Guess!

Brown paper packages tied up with string

Wrapping gifts and watching my favorite Christmas movie (Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City)

I’m not in enough group chats

few things will radicalize you like actually calling the cops for help solving a crime and getting a response that’s basically “lmao”

Now I am become squirrel, the nutter of zippers

They’re saying my hair might be curly

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

If you’re not leveraging your poor mental health to make your sisters play your rpg campaigns are you even gay

Holding space is great but I kinda miss existing in the context

Laura Benanti to Zachary Levi: ‘Fuck You Forever’ She Loves Me? More like she hates him.

Extremely satisfying. www.vulture.com/article/zach...

Trying to manufacture a meet-cute here, please hold

And I eat it up every time! A perfect film.

Saw being the least unhinged, in a way

Yeah, that Uncanny X-Men letter page today was pretty alienating.

Anyway, read more Ultimate X-Men.

My sweet curly haired little dog Benji looking smug as hell

He just pointed out a logical fallacy in my argument

It looked like I was gonna miss my fam’s celebration, but now the fact that I’m traveling in last minute has exempted me from all food prep obligations 😎

A man dressed for a meeting on Thanksgiving looks at a dry but glazed turkey with disgust.

The Green Goblin (Norman Osborn) would have never attacked Aunt May if her Thanksgiving cooking had done what it needed to.

Let that be a lesson 🙂‍↕️

entering what I believe to be good-faith conversations with the big yellow eyes leering hungrily at me in the deep dark woods

Yeah, this is why I’m just done with the whole line for now. Even the stories I like have this undertone and I don’t want it

I’m trying it’s just a lot going on rn 😭

I’ve been waiting since 2004, you can make it another day! 🙏🫡

Wicked in 4 hours wow

Wait me too

14 years ago, quinn fabray and santana lopez had a fight over surgery in 'glee'

Hi again

😭

jeopardy champs say they won't cross picket line in support of show's writers at least five contestants slated for the upcoming tournament of champions announced they won't participate if the WGA strike continues into the fall

what is hell yeah

socks on a shelf in variations horny, lazy, gay, and nerd i feel very attacked

me n all my bluesky besties

A panel of Colossus painting a portrait of Psylocke.

Ahead of the gala tomorrow, I find the need to seek solace from small moments of innocent bliss in X-Men history. This one really springs to mind. Where are you getting your serotonin hits? (If you need one)