I don’t even follow rugby, but that was really fucking annoying
(Asking for a friend)
Did you ask him if he was single and has low standards in men?
I’m closing all the curtains and blinds so I don’t have to look at this downpour. Gross
And I’d join them 😘
I hope so. Those 1 minute ads aren’t enough. Shall we make it 5 minutes instead for these 2 minute videos? No skip 😍
I’ll reserve it for my alt
But where else will i watch videos like “survive 100 days on a pogo stick for $100,000”?
Don’t worry, I’ll massacre your algorithm with Mr Beast and brain rot memes
She does not. She’s been joined by less milfy friends
Okay I was just kidding!!! I know it wasn’t that obvious, but I was being sarcastic. Log me in daddy
Thank god you didn’t 😅😭
Apologies for being bi on main, but a milfy woman just chose to sit on the table opposite me in an empty restaurant. Wish me luck boys
I love YouTube adverts so much 😍 I wish there were more 😍
You’re right. I’d have to block her after 5 minutes
She wouldn’t dare Karl!!
I don’t think I’m asking for much, I just want to text:
“hey, u ok? x”
“i’ll be home real soon, ok? x”
I wish I could text my cat :(
Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill
And there was me being happy just for a pat-down at the airport yesterday
Look at this handsome chap on facetime xo
Off to Dubai 😍
Oops Steve Jobs capitalised the word ‘good’
Good end to a Good Friday 😊🐈⬛
Happy Friday fags. Have a lovely day x
Never open BlueSky on a train. Label your fucking posts you horny cunts!
Pray that I don’t get picked on
woken up by my cat using my dick as a springboard 🙄 good morning
I refuse to read the MailOnline, but I can guarantee you their headline will read something like this:
I think this win will make people realise they don’t need to vote tactically between Labour and the Conservatives. The Greens are a credible vote now and the two-party system is dead 💚
