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Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!

There might be some scientific evidence for this. It may be possible that all the hot air that is created by his endless spewing of bullshit effected the steering currents, thus preventing landfalling hurricanes. Or, Gestapo Barbie may be a complete fucking idiot. It's probably the latter.

I'm kinda thinkin' there are more options than that.

"I was pretty busy today" = "I was jacking off to couch porn with my newest porn buddy, JD."

Maybe we need a vaccine to grow spines.

I have no problem with this. Seems completely appropriate to have his face on something you repeatedly kick and would never want to touch with your hands.

Heroin, Dead Bear Cubs, and Brain Worms.

"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."

Everything this administration tells us is a lie.

Whoever believes this don't understand how caucuses work.

Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!

In defense of his appearance in this picture, I'm pretty sure he's just in the middle of shitting himself.

And who determines what federal orders are lawful and binding? Oh, right. A FUCKING JUDGE!

Repedocan

I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!

It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!

Powerful.

Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!

It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!

Well, that should boost traveler confidence. Is this entire regime made up of absolute fucking morons? Don't answer that. I know the answer.

You're just trying to piss off Satan, aren't you?

One option to help people afford to own a home is a 50-year mortgage. Cool. They can buy it when they're 15 so that they own it by retirement at 65. Or another option could be PAYING PEOPLE A FUCKING LIVEABLE WAGE YOU GREEDY FUCKS! I dunno. I guess I'm on the fence on this one. Maddy out!

Indeed. Stripes of a different color. And I'm definitely hoping that they will ALL be wearing stripes soon. Or orange. Fuck! That would make him invisible!

And it just seems much more appropriate.

He looks much better in his white hood.

Worst mohawk EVER!

He probably thinks that being around fainting old men causes autism.

Alls I know is that I now have green light to arm myself with club sammiches, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out!

Hell, I'd even resubscribe to HULU and Paramount+ for that! But I'd cancel again right after the show and the free trial ends.

Sending our love and well-wishes to the incredible Todd Snider who was reportedly violently attacked before his show in Salt Lake City resulting in the tour's cancellation. Get well soon, Troubadour.
Maddy out.

"Free and open good press" = STATE TV