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Hi everybody! Wishing you all a joyous Start Of World War III Day! Maddy out!

In other news, surveys have found that 29% of the American public are dishonest jizzbags.

OMG, I'm so excited folks! I just can't wait to watch tomorrow night's riveting performance! This is gonna be the best evening of watching paint dry ever! What did you think I meant? I'm sure as hell not watching that stupid fucking lie-fest. Maddy out!

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You know we're living in an upside-down universe when I've agreed with pretty much everything Thomas Massie has said over the last six months. As John Lennon sang, "Strange days indeed. Most peculiar momma." Maddy out!

Just a quick thought. I don't think that I'd allow a man who publicly shits his pants to watch my kids, let alone have the nuclear codes. Of course, as related to babysitting, it isn't so much the pants-shitting thing as it is the pedophilia thing. Maddy out!

You should try the "Hanging Chads" series by my author, Evan Clouse. hangingchadsbook.com. And, although he's not in your district, he is from Galesburg. Keep fighting Kat!

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

RIP: American Soybean Farmers.

WHAAAAAAT????? Are you saying The Regime lied to us? But the whole shot-in-the-ear-thing has been validated, right? No? Well sonofabitch! I'm starting to think we can't trust anything these motherfuckers say!

Just when you think he's hit the bottom of the douche barrel, he discovers a lower level. This is beyond cringe-worthy. Although, I can guarantee he'll win Fucknut Cumwad Of The Year. Credit where credit is due. He's earned that.

Hey everybody! Super great news! I just bullied this 3rd grade kid into giving me his Spelling Bee award! I'm now, like, the gratest speler evver! Nobudy kan spel like mee! Maddy out!

So, an ear that bleeds despite no indication of being shot, a representative who sprains her wrist by shaking a hand and now a murderer's "internal bleeding" from (maybe) being lightly tapped by a car. Jeez. These delicate snowflake motherfuckers need to be in bubble wrap, don'tcha think? Maddy out!

Wanna know how I know it was cold blooded murder? Because The Regime says it wasn't murder. That's all I need to know. Whatever is the opposite of what the fucking oppressors say is the truth. Maddy out!

Renee Good. Citizen. Victim. Never to be forgotten. Bless your soul. Maddy out.

I remember what happened five years ago today. It was brutal. It was disgusting. It was un-American. And it only marked the beginning of this tyranny. But this tyranny will end someday. Because I remember. As do millions of my fellow patriots. And we shall see our democracy restored. Maddy out!

Hoping the New Year will embrace hope, civility, and empathy. And if not, hoping we continue to stand up against this scourge of tyranny. Until it no longer exists. Anywhere. Maddy out!

Another military strike, huh? I'm starting to think that FIFA Peace Prize doesn't stand for much. Maddy out!

It is my hope that this holiday season people can embrace the spirit with which it is intended. Humanity. Civility. Selflessness. Kindness. And for those people who say that this is a bunch of 'woke' bullshit, I say enjoy this season too. You're gonna be bathing in flames soon enough. Maddy out!

He really never misses an opportunity to be a complete douche, does he?

They do at the place I get my trees. Of course, I get them from a cemetery, so....

Bad example. Goat's blood is actually quite tasty...um...I've heard. Never mind.

Anybody out there actually believe the GDP numbers that the regime reported? Yes, you there in the back. Oh, sorry. You were just stretching. Anybody else? Anyone? Nope. I don't believe that horseshit either. Maddy out!

So, now it's the "Trump-Kennedy Center" huh? What the fuck is next? "The Trump-Epstein Files"? Actually, I like the way that one sounds. Maddy out!

Oh, that Dear Leader. He cracks me up. Now, since he's into naming shit after himself, I think "The Trump-Epstein Files" has a nice ring to it.

I'm torn as to whether to watch the address tonight. On one hand, I can listen his bullshit lies as to why he's going to murder innocent people and American soldiers. On the other hand, I could get that root canal I've been putting off. Oh, who am I kidding? Root canal, here I come! Maddy out!

Well, change "conservative" to "nazi" and I think you have your answer.

Do you have NancyMaceciolis?

Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!

“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!