Tim Shaw

Do we know for sure they aren't just trying to collect all the colors? Because...

Also, she whistled during the interview

DMing

So basically the place is probably haunted, but the ghosts are all conflict-avoidant and only speak when moved, so we don't know about them?

[Insert joke about MIT Greek scene drinking games]

Yes!

I met Town Crier Ben today for the first time and absolutely did not know he was who he is until someone else mentioned it. Amazing what some Colonial regalia and a firm "Oyez!" Will do to change a person's appearance.

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

Thanks for the great DRBC last night, @elilad.bsky.social @timladerach.bsky.social !

This is a cliff on comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.

It's about 1 km tall.

If you jumped from the top, it would take you 47 minutes to reach the bottom, and you'd probably be OK.

Palantir.

Man, @tom.secretworld.social has got to be LIVID at this dissing.

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

I hope @timladerach.bsky.social is prepared to moderate. We might need an agenda, time-boxing, and flip-charts.

[Weeps in admiration]

50 Shads of Grey

We finally watched "Wake Up Dead Man" last night. I loved it! I'd put it right up with the original. Clever, engaging, funny, skewers who most needs skewering right now - what's not to love?

I hope you are just playing and not describing your wrecked spring break

This just in: Sun agrees to release infinity million barrels of sunshine every morning

What have I been saying about inaccessible sidewalks?!

Hothouse Flowers take on "I Can See Clearly Now." The song works so much better as an Irish gospel number.

Thank goodness for the alt text. I couldn't figure out what your beef was with the no parking sign.

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

Not a lie here

💯

Here's my Blooski statement that Sen. Kennedy calls hyperbolic. I will defend natural law until the day I die, Senator. People's rights come from their humanity, not their government. If ordered to act unethically, you should always refuse. Do Republicans now disagree?

So do you have any contractors or other sorts of pros you'd work with on setting such a system up?

Super useful 🧵!

damnit, I can't even spell it right, though. *Quran