Ah, the classic, "It pings, but I'm not certain exactly where it isβ¦"
14.10.2025 11:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dwm.me.uk
I'm not that kind of doctor. IT specialist and occasional patient magnet. Currently hostmaster@durham.ac.uk; previously answered to root@doc.ic.ac.uk, unix-support@csx.cam.ac.uk, postmaster@cam.ac.uk, oxcert@infosec.ox.ac.uk, and root@stats.ox.ac.uk.
Ah, the classic, "It pings, but I'm not certain exactly where it isβ¦"
14.10.2025 11:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh dear, too elderly to support LLDP?
14.10.2025 11:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu
Worf
The assumption of deference from the press to the US government appears to be waning somewhat.
12.10.2025 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
βLogin screens say 'Ryuk'?β
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
βBlock device split brainβ
All my comics have happy endings!
10.10.2025 09:56 β π 1111 π 363 π¬ 14 π 11'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
10.10.2025 09:30 β π 5220 π 1865 π¬ 143 π 404Does anyone here think that this person will tell the government something other than what they want to hear after conducting appropriate investigations to find out the ground truth?
06.10.2025 18:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would offer a general disrecommendation for OpenOffice, as it's no longer seriously maintained.
OpenOffice's last release was in late 2023. I'd describe it as insecure abandonware.
So if you're choosing between the it and LibreOffice, I'd strongly advise you use LibreOffice.
Which programme is this?
03.10.2025 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bah, should have used HTTP 451β¦
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_451
Ok. Theyβve pissed me off.
Iβm back to tell you 3 things about ID cards:
1. Migrants ALREADY HAVE biometric ID cards & govts have been trying to digitise them for years w repeated fuckups & failures causing complete chaos - they donβt work, you do not want that system for you.
I managed to attend in person. :D
25.09.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think you would enjoy listening to his inaugural lecture at Oxford, I think the video is online somewhere...
25.09.2025 12:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using βthatβs AIβ to mean βI donβt believe you.β Me: weβre having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: thatβs AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM
They've lost the 9yos
24.09.2025 16:03 β π 10947 π 2939 π¬ 107 π 367A selfie of a showing dwm dressed as a St John Ambulance volunteer.
On this day 19th September 2021, Kassam Stadium, Oxford, UK.
19.09.2025 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Depending on what you need, Inkscape?
16.09.2025 10:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pusheen snuggled up in bed with a bowl of popcorn and a laptop.
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15.09.2025 16:09 β π 989 π 328 π¬ 4 π 8I volunteered in a vaccination centre at the local stadium alongside NHS staff; everyone was working together to help look after everyone.
While some were very nervous, about the jab, or the future, or even just being among other people again, it was a real cause for hope.
"This is how we win."
on my puter π»π
12.09.2025 16:00 β π 560 π 170 π¬ 6 π 8Earlier today, I tried to find a post I'd written a few years ago, because it has a useful checklist that I consult regularly.
You now can't search for it with the regular FB UI. The link to the URL endpoint has been removed.
The *total* bastards.
I had no idea who this person was before today. Apparently he recently spoke at the Cambridge Union:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkiM...
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09.09.2025 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My resume is my mistakes they can trust me never to do again
07.09.2025 03:14 β π 204 π 28 π¬ 8 π 7Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results:
1) Does UBI work? (yes)
2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
My expectation is that any phone connected to a UK mobile phone mast will trigger.
04.09.2025 12:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My boss: Can't you get Copilot to validate the info in the spreadsheet?
Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so...
Boss: What's the point of Copilot then?
Me: Exactly.
You know what finally got me off of Xitter?
OceanGate. Iβm serious. 1/π§΅