Skaught with a "G"

@jesszafarris.bsky.social Just started Words From Hell and saw you introduced the idea of minced oaths in the S-word section (which is, frankly, an atrocious subject for mincing) and thought, "Oh, no! Jess! You haven't explained minced oaths yet!"

It's a whole section on literally the next page. 👏

Oh, no! Screenshots of how many knives we brought to the eyestalk fight?

Oh dear me... I have to be a real teacher again in the morning? With students and everthing? Can't we have just ONE more month of summer?? 🙃

I'm actually really excited. New school, and I feel like it's going to be a good year.

Record their names. Some day they must all stand trial.

Enjoyed the new video! I too wish Masterminds were not so pitiful. The new subclass is a pretty rad amendment.

Adding Kraft mayo to my shit list. I don't give one strenuous crap that you use American eggs, but I know why you're bringing it up - so kiss my bucks goodbye, bootlickers.

There's lot to loathe about the state of things in the USA right now but one side nuisance that's sprouted from our burgeoning fascist dictatorship is advertisers leaning into the "RAH RAH AMERICA!" jingoism that I haven't seen since the 80s. I'm not gonna jerk off a bald eagle & buy a Dodge Ram.

If you need any additional cheering, I just finished Red Sonja: Consumed last week on a lovely beach vacation, and it was SUCH a fun read. I very much hope to see a sequel! You're the BEST at the Devil's voice.

I would probably edit their prompt and resubmit until I hit the daily limit.

AMEN

So on point.

It took most of a year, but I finally finished Baldur's Gate 3. I abandoned my first Tav, a one-of-every-class "Abserd" dilettante, but got about as heroic an ending as I could ask for with my Githyanki battle wizard. What a damned satisfying game.

I finished Andor and rewatched Rogue One yesterday. Really want to continue with A New Hope, but I also saw a production of Hadestown and watched Next To Normal on PBS Great Performances, and I think I'm just out of bandwidth. #storyjunkie

I can't wait for the sequel!

You!
Shall not!
Pass your saving throw!
(Kelsey wrote them out of the system!)

This is truly, truly horrible. Well done!

I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO

This LOOKS wholesome, but the photomancer completed casting one round before the griffin snapped Leshana's ear clean off. Companion or not, even immature griffins are wild animals. Adopt responsibly.

You'd better come armed with a damned big eraser—definitely bigger than Dixon Ticonderoga can equip you with; likely large enough to warrant overseas shipping—if you aim to deprive me of my em-dash.

My daughter and I like to watch old MTV-era music videos together. Picked Van Halen's "Right Now" on a whim. It's been thirty-whatever years and every message in it still lands?? WTF.

I don't wanna brag, y'all, but after you study a little French, Latin, and Spanish, Romanian is pretty easy to get started on without any real introduction! 👅👅👅👅

This is an annual reminder for songwriters: if you rhyme "thinking" with "drinking" you are disqualified from all lyricist accolades for the year.

Where the heck is the Deep State Shadow Government when you need them, anyway?

General strike now!

I just want to go on record that even IF the incoming president manages to restore TikTok, I will continue to despise him.

Hey, there's a hole in this dang lifeboat!

Not that I've ever had (or seriously pursued) An Audience™, but Bluesky makes me feel like Ralph Wiggum playing alone in his room, talking to his action figures.

That rules. 🤘

Rope-swinging out of the forest at midnight to jump onto passing freight trains and "surf" on them, then jump off just before they got to the prison.

Ol' Dude thanking trump was a real low point in the farewell parade.