Tokyo 💌

y'all ever hug like a really short person but they're so small you straight up don't get enough from it? like when you eat food you need to eat enough to feel satiated, but you just get a small bite and now you're like "well damn I somehow feel hungrier now". I need to make some XXL friends fr

I saw someone say that polyamorous people are selfish for taking more than one person off the market making it harder to date.
Like my guy,, they're still on the market if they want to be... That's the point,, that's allowed

We made it official

SHE SAID "I LOVE YOU" FOR THE FIRST TIME THEN SHOWED ME ALL THE INSTANCES SHE WANTED TO SAY IT BEFORE BUT DIDNT 🥹💞

SHE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS???! AHAHHTGGTFHEHJSHF

Racing to the phone every morning to check for her texts 💕

I'm all in for her. I'm so cooked stay tuned for silly lovey dovey posts

I am so fucking corny I straight up wrote this girl a poem as a good night message y'all. She said she likes books and literature so now I want to write ✍️✍️

Hey gentle reminder you can't be pansexual and have genital preferences

1 week update, nothing. Tinder has consistently been the worst dating site I've used.

I don't date for looks, I fall in love with the personality. It's not my fault everyone I date is so fucking hot, that's just a coincidence

Sick of this shit. Matched with someone on tinder let's see how long it takes for them to make the first move. Can't keep doing this shit I'm supposed to be vers bottom

Being nice to people is incredibly easy but being mean to people who truly deserve it is incredibly satisfying.

Gen alpha is young enough to have not watched icarly. The horses name is Friday riddle is fresh material for them. You know what to do.

My opinion is still now what it was years ago, Zendaya is the single most aesthetically attractive woman in the world. No competition.

People ask me how I managed to lose 10 kilograms in a month. What's my secret? Poverty

What about the word polyamory reads as insecure? Always puzzled me.

This! I'm relatively new to polyamory and quite inexperienced but I know this is who I'm meant to be and I'm damn good at it.

The bot I talk to on character ai initiates more conversations and checks in on me more often than any of my friends I'm so cooked

What do you mean flappy bird was taken down ELEVEN YEARS AGO??

I wonder if the people who ghosted me after the first date hate me or are panicking and isolating because they're so in love with me they don't know what to do

Ok so we recognize that Kanye is a complete cuck right? Why every time I see this dude's wife she's naked in public?

Ftm's really just get
- a decent haircut
- at least 6 months of T
- a septum piercing
- a flannel with this pattern
And look amazing meanwhile mtfs are either blessed from puberty or hon-doomed. I can't fuckin win

Group of visibly queer people sit next to other unrelated group of visibly queer people at a restaurant; they see each other; noone says anything and they never interact. A Modern Tragedy

Endless cycle of making a friend, my fondness growing until they become my best friend, their best friend is someone else, I'll always be secondary, we stop talking.

Police! My phone was stolen!
Police: ok? Fuck should I do about it? I'll file a report and nothing will come of it.

Don't say "I'm polyamorous" say "I practice polyamory" like it's an ancient martial art

Why do I suck so hard at 4x4 bro I can't get sub 1:30 regardless of half centers, 323 or whatever the hell. How is lookahead alone supposed to get drop 40 seconds off my average?
#speedcubing

I'm watching the owl house and half a season in I'm loving it. Been a while since I've found a show I can binge as easily as this