It's happening again 😒😒
Sit in the free seats you donkey.
Some days are shit but then other days you get Gaga tickets so it's okay 💚
Sorry to be that person but please don't sit next to me when the bus is not full. There are legit so many empty seats and you still choose to sit next to me why 😒
Ew why are Gaga's Mayhem Ball shows all seated 🤮
Look at the name of the group chat I got added to at work 🙃
He cost me 300 quid at the vets and skinted me for a month but he's still the best 💚🥔
She's not dead she just sleeps with her tongue out.
blep
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After today I will never have to go on Twitter or speak to customers/the general public again 😌
Damn I only meant to nap for an hour now it's like 4:20...
In some dodgy looking pub watching bands
Dude across the road from our office is cleaning windows with no harness, helmet or safety gear at all and it's stressing me out lol
(we are NOT on the ground floor or anything btw)
Happy Thursday
Explain your username
Celestial Plains is the second level in the Spyro: Season Of Flame game for Gameboy Advanced
Note to self for future - add soy milk
I made a green apple, kiwi and grape smoothie because I've eaten like a pig the last few days and need to ingest something green. It looks like the exorcist vomit but is surprisingly tasty
This sport is called Joni Wrangling
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
Sorry to be captain bringdown but I find Christmas so depressing. Like I just want to lay in bed with my cats and not get up until April.
Prince Spud in his pizza sheets with his unicorn hot water bottle
Joni wanted to watch drag race down under with me
There's just been a huge car crash outside my house and there's police and shit everywhere 😐
I don't use Spotify so I don't have a Spotify wrapped but I can assure you it would be mostly Brat and Chappell Roan because I was totally a pop girlie bandwagon jumper this year.
But also Hesitant Alien because I was also nostalgic for 2014/2015 tours a lot this year too.
Charli standing on her scaffolding having a casual fag during Apple while everyone goes nuts was definitely my favourite bit 🍏
Day off vibes with the gals
My job today was to keep Joni toasty warm
