Time is an illusion when youโre under the knife
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I like and repost because I love you
09.10.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 56 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0
โItโs not a competitionโ
- losers
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I want to lick your thoughts
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The Cooke Duet - Ain't No Grave [United States, Bluegrass Gospel] (1967) Some great lo-fi bluegrass out of Virginia!
The Cooke Duet - Ain't No Grave [United States, Bluegrass Gospel] (1967) Some great lo-fi bluegrass out of Virginia!
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10.10.2025 01:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Absolutely gruesome stuff to end the NLDS
10.10.2025 01:45 โ ๐ 104 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
see THAT'S why people love baseball
It gives you the chance to see the dumbest shit
10.10.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2
Fuck.
10.10.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I want Sheri Oteri to marry Shohei Ohtani
10.10.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Next up, Jim Belushi, the mayor of Regina, Saskatchewan, and a haunted Teddy Ruxpin discuss the best jarred pasta sauce.
09.10.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That tears it. I'm going to go get a refund for my circumcision. Luckily I still have my receipt.
10.10.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My Blease.
10.10.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'd leave for Mastadon but I can't afford to break my lease.
10.10.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
I think Sears has interrupted Spanberger every single time she's spoken.
09.10.2025 23:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Another way of framing it
09.10.2025 23:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Spanberger is having a similar outing to what Clayton Kershaw experienced last night. Her debate strategy to get super thinned out and quiet when being spoken at, to by Earle-Sears who,
at least somewhat appears human and genuine.
09.10.2025 23:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Big night here in the GeeGordonPretty castle keep
We have .....The Phillies visiting The Dodgers !
Spanberger vs Earle-Sears debate in Norfolk !
Thursday Night Football !
Thongs and Corn Chips
Mat stretches and foam rollin'
09.10.2025 23:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
1814
09.10.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The tourism slogan,
" Virginia is for Lovers " was a marked improvement over the earlier one which was, " Visit Virginia For Real Fine Tobacco And Stay For The Emphysema Because Your Mobility Will Be Quite
Limited At That Point "
09.10.2025 23:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!
Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying
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If I order some guilt would you split it with me?
09.10.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
a man in a hat is sitting in the stands watching a game .
ALT: a man in a hat is sitting in the stands watching a game .
The good news is baseball stands are always filled with avid fans, sometimes to the point of a sellout. The bad news is that attendance represents 87% of the entire state's baseball fans.
09.10.2025 22:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Turns out I have been mispronouncing Alex Pages's name this whole baseball season. The " D " is silent.
09.10.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
a man in a blue suit says he asked for it in a paramount network ad
ALT: a man in a blue suit says he asked for it in a paramount network ad
If you knew Alex Call the way that I knew Alice Call then you would know he was asking for that.
09.10.2025 22:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Who the fuck is Alex Call ????
09.10.2025 22:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
*grins*
09.10.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I wonder if L.L. Cool J is related to L.L. Bean.
09.10.2025 16:05 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
AI will never make great art because it has no sex drive and every great artist is only doing it to get laid.
09.10.2025 16:14 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
Phil Anselmo is vastly underrated. Prolific too.
09.10.2025 16:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We got trauma
Yes we do
We got trauma
How 'bout you ?
* GenXrs cheering in the stands.
09.10.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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