GeeGordonPretty

GeeGordonPretty

@geegordonpretty.bsky.social

$Geegordongritty All Of The D.J.s Surely Have Taken A Lesson

1,250 Followers 980 Following 3,986 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Y'all should see my DM's...

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a group of stuffed animals sitting around a table Alt: a group of stuffed animals sitting around a table playing Twister

Crisco Twister

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Beware the idk of March

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Supermoons and megamoans

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A little
A lottle
A lot

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Who up stabbing they Caesar ?

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The aights of march

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a green background with shamrocks and the word lucky Alt: a green background with shamrocks and the word lucky
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I think the moonwalk was a hoax.

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Green River Tunnel East,
3/14/2026, 9:44:02 PM

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Cheyenne North,
3/14/2026, 10:24:02 PM

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I follow an account on which exclusively posts still black and white photos of Wyoming highway traffic cams. You don't want all this trouble.

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As an American baseball fan it’s jarring watching the players show enjoyment while playing, what is this sorcery

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Somedays you sing The Tool lyrics but other times The Tool lyrics sing you.

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And
In-between

Sips of Coke

He told me that he thought
We
Were
Sell-ing
OUT

Lay-ing
DOWN

Suck-ing UP
to The Man

(Well now )
I've got some advice for you little buddy
before you point your finger
you should know that
I'm the man
I'm the man
he's the man and
you're the man
as well

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I make a great shill and play dumb better than Vinnie Barbarino.

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During tonight's Uber ride I pretended not to notice the gas prices rising and then let the driver explain why.

Of course, ge mentioned the war. So I pretended to be super confused because I told him that I thought that Trump was the peace candidate?

" We are at war,

really????

Why ?"

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www.vox.com Bernie Sanders explains his proposed billionaire tax

Bernie Sanders explains his proposed billionaire tax #Vox

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Most California voters support the state’s newly proposed billionaire tax, according to new polling.

Meanwhile, rich Californians are plotting a $500M slush fund to influence the state's politics.

So they can't afford a wealth tax, but they'll spend a fortune buying elections?

See the problem...

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slopulism generator:

Eliminate

*spins wheel*

Sales Tax

*throws dart*

for Teachers

*draws card*

on DoorDash

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My favorite baseball Catcher right thur.

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Gum is my favorite thing that freshens your breath for 5 minutes then tastes like shoes

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referring to my pussy as my downstairs mouth from now on

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Nip-ple rings

New Tat-toos

And claiming

HE

was

OGT
From

NINETY-TWO
and the

First EP

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And if The House is won for the midterms, what then ?

The party in power understood they would face some midterm losses but really, only in The House Of Representatives. They don't care. It only took them four years to stall until DJT won and freed the Jan 6ers. They planned on losing these races.

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im a whores of nature

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Simple Sabotage Field Manual

Posting again the World War II era U.S. Simple Sabotage manual.

Written for everyday Americans to put the brakes on Fascism physically, bureaucratically, emotionally. Home or work. Or military. Every broken gear helps.

And as always, Project Gutenberg is free.

www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/2...

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FYI to trans people:

HRT Cafe has apparently shut down after too much media attention.

Please, take advice from an old trans woman:

Take those discussions underground. All of them. Anything that discusses what we need to survive & where to get it. Word of mouth and private forums only!

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Who called it a funky bass solo instead of a Flea infestation?

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pretty in pink slips

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