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Time is an illusion when youโ€™re under the knife

07.10.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like and repost because I love you

09.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œItโ€™s not a competitionโ€

- losers

09.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I want to lick your thoughts

08.10.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Cooke Duet - Ain't No Grave [United States, Bluegrass Gospel] (1967) Some great lo-fi bluegrass out of Virginia!
The Cooke Duet - Ain't No Grave [United States, Bluegrass Gospel] (1967) Some great lo-fi bluegrass out of Virginia!

The Cooke Duet - Ain't No Grave [United States, Bluegrass Gospel] (1967) Some great lo-fi bluegrass out of Virginia!
https://redd.it/zaklyf
https://youtu.be/gh7sBei_kxo

10.10.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely gruesome stuff to end the NLDS

10.10.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see THAT'S why people love baseball

It gives you the chance to see the dumbest shit

10.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Fuck.

10.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want Sheri Oteri to marry Shohei Ohtani

10.10.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next up, Jim Belushi, the mayor of Regina, Saskatchewan, and a haunted Teddy Ruxpin discuss the best jarred pasta sauce.

09.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That tears it. I'm going to go get a refund for my circumcision. Luckily I still have my receipt.

10.10.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Blease.

10.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd leave for Mastadon but I can't afford to break my lease.

10.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think Sears has interrupted Spanberger every single time she's spoken.

09.10.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another way of framing it

09.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spanberger is having a similar outing to what Clayton Kershaw experienced last night. Her debate strategy to get super thinned out and quiet when being spoken at, to by Earle-Sears who,
at least somewhat appears human and genuine.

09.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big night here in the GeeGordonPretty castle keep

We have .....The Phillies visiting The Dodgers !

Spanberger vs Earle-Sears debate in Norfolk !

Thursday Night Football !

Thongs and Corn Chips
Mat stretches and foam rollin'

09.10.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1814

09.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The tourism slogan,
" Virginia is for Lovers " was a marked improvement over the earlier one which was, " Visit Virginia For Real Fine Tobacco And Stay For The Emphysema Because Your Mobility Will Be Quite
Limited At That Point "

09.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying

26.03.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 367    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I order some guilt would you split it with me?

09.10.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a hat is sitting in the stands watching a game . ALT: a man in a hat is sitting in the stands watching a game .

The good news is baseball stands are always filled with avid fans, sometimes to the point of a sellout. The bad news is that attendance represents 87% of the entire state's baseball fans.

09.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out I have been mispronouncing Alex Pages's name this whole baseball season. The " D " is silent.

09.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a blue suit says he asked for it in a paramount network ad ALT: a man in a blue suit says he asked for it in a paramount network ad

If you knew Alex Call the way that I knew Alice Call then you would know he was asking for that.

09.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who the fuck is Alex Call ????

09.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*grins*

09.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if L.L. Cool J is related to L.L. Bean.

09.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI will never make great art because it has no sex drive and every great artist is only doing it to get laid.

09.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phil Anselmo is vastly underrated. Prolific too.

09.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We got trauma
Yes we do
We got trauma
How 'bout you ?

* GenXrs cheering in the stands.

09.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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