ShrunkenDork 💕

💥nerf this💥 *steps on u*

omg i’m one of those giantess dva renders w the huge boobs and big fat ass guys ….. nerf this…
#sizesky #bluesize

still on that 1-800-hit me up for a good time 😘✨️

bbno$ is best

“Call me Captain. Captain Princess.”

Don’t judge me, but I totally get super emotional watching k-dramas

Whole ass thread simplified into one post

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Giant grey-striped half-Siberian cat claiming 1/4 of the mattress.

This is actually his bed, I just have permission to sleep in it.

Pretty sure I spend more time with my Steam Deck than with other human beings.

Relationship goals 💕

I just want some #giantess cutie to drop me in the back of her shorts for the indefinite future, is that too much to ask for?

God damn tequila is fucking good and my room is wobbly

My immediate response is papaya

Beautiful, you should be the director!

I NEED to see Vin Diesel jumping a t-rex in a dodge charger, god dammit.

I’m (im)patiently awaiting the continuation of Sakamoto Days.

nooo dont keep me shrunken down in your shoe all day smothered by your socks nooooo

It was against the law in the other cities, too. Still happened. Are you actually going to do anything? Or just virtue signal and let the fascists in?

This is how I’ve been playing for the past year in early access, and it’s not changing now.

I really needed to shout this into the void, I’m done now.

I am 30 years old and have never once in my entire life had my sexual desires met or catered to, and have lost everyone I’ve ever loved because my attempts to cater to theirs aren’t good enough.

Anyway if I off myself one day, this is why.

But without fail: every single relationship I get cheated on, told I’m not enough and asked to open the relationship which always leads to being left for someone who is compatible, or broken up with. I’m always told how great of a partner I am outside of my sexuality, but that’s really no comfort.

Like I’m not aromantic. I fall in love. I crave attention like anyone else. I want to give affection. I want to care for someone and be cared for back. I want someone to show interest in me without being paid for it, like everyone else.

Not to be depressing, but my asexuality mixed with the kinks I do have always end up ruining every relationship I have, even if they know from the start, and I’ve basically accepted that I’ll be alone forever due to being inherently sexually incompatible with everyone I’ve ever met.

killing it 👍

fucking ouch

Sorry what were you saying? I was busy imagining you disappearing into the depths of my ass

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his "talent" was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who's not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we're going to test ABC out on this. Let's see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.

This is the president of the USA…