Hajime Hinata

I miss my wife.

I fucking love Kendrick.

//You can tell tsumugi’s a saimatsu shipper

Yours are 93 and mine are 91 but everyone makes fun of mine for some reason.

//the entirety of danganronpa could have been prevented if a dude just came out of the closet

Why are you guys so mean about the size of my chest, Gundam’s are like 2 cm bigger :(

Tryna play UDG then suddenly getting jumpscared by the 6576464th fanservice scene

Man trial 5 sure was a tough one.

He doesn’t really do much other than look menacing, he’s capable of destroying the world he just doesn’t want to.

Izuru automatically takes over when I’m severely injured as some kinda weird defense mechanism.

I’d like to imagine that he cares about me but I highly doubt it.

Sorry to disapoint.

I’m not a cyborg, just a workaholic.

You’re shouting at a brick wall, man.

Please don’t do that he doesn’t listen.

He kicks my shit in mentally I physically can’t stop him.

Yes, like a lot.

I-I’m fine… you get used to the mental whiplash after 20 or so switches…

Hm, I’m sure it’s somewhe-

*in the span of half a second Hajime’s hair rapidly grew*

“He manufactured and made the blueprints for all the executions, the bike was used on the corn-haired one.”

*His hair then immediately regressed back to it’s normal length*

Gah! Fuck I hate when you do that…

I’m struggling to decide. between my physical health and my grades.

Didn’t almost finish that bike that had a max speed of 585 miles per hour of which rivals the speed of most tsunamis?

You’re like 2 lug nuts from violating the Geneva Convention, dude, how do you keep getting all the part to build all this stuff anyways, aren’t you literally poor?

B-but I need this assignment done by tomorrow…

#danganronpa

Well to be fair, you don’t exactly make it easy to.

Makoto right? He doesn’t hate you right?

Oh don’t be like that, I’m sure many people like you.

Like uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhh
U-

That’s uhm… alright then..

First and last time I interact with the underclassmen.

Like me? What does that mean?

Afraid I’m always on that grind. (Please help, I’m one redbull away from a cardiac arrest)