Miu Iruma!

Yo.
Fuck you want?

Fuck off, nutjob!

*She scoffs*
Get your hands off me, nutjob!
I'm not interested!
(I AM-)
NO-ONE ASKED YOU, DISEMBODIED VOICE THATS IN BRACKETS FOR SOME REASON!

Wow, this really ain't fun.
Normally people react when I mess with them

Wow, you really guess a lot, huh?

W-what?
That was a genuine question.

Is that all you wanted or was that unrelated?

*she shrugs*
I've got a mouth like a sailor I guess

No, come on, out with it.
If you got something to say, say it.
Trust me, I've probably heard worse

What do you want?

@lewddetective.bsky.social
Hey Pooichi! What, did ya miss me?

Kinda lame, but whatever

Oh, so you're a scaredy cat.

I was talking about you stuttering all the damn time.
You sound like you just got back from sleeping with a snowman!
Or a snowwoman, I don't judge.

I got a question.
Why the fuck do you constantly sound like you're dying of hypothermia?

Yeah, they're all commissions for companies and if I blab about them they'll probably rip my fuckin' skin off and use it for a leather chair or somethin'

Well I'm not workin' on anything at the minute, and everything else is swamped in NDAs and shit

@rantarouamami.bsky.social
Yo, cabbage head, the fuck ya want from me?

Like I'd want attention from some psych ward-ass crazy bitch like you!

Fishing for compliments more like!

Alright, which one of you fuckers wants the pleasure of chatting with me?!

(secondly and lastly, I'm not gonna do any explicitly nsfw rp, but some nsfw subjects will be referenced. (Such as making sex jokes and stuff like Miu does)
Nsfw accounts may interact in mostly sfw ways, but like I said, no straight up nsfw rp)

(first of all, this is just gonna be regular old Miu Iruma but she came back to life or smth ig)

(gonna kick this off with rules and stuff rq🧵)