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Korbin the werewolf is plopped on the ground belching and groaning LOUDLY. Empty XXL peanut butter containers are strewn around him. 
A voice shouts off camera.
โ€œThis stockroom is such a maze, where did that pallet of peanut butter go- HEY!!โ€ 
*loud burping noises* I think I *urp* overdid it- UUUUURRP fuuuuckโ€
So fullโ€ฆ

His tummy is spilling out behind him and between his legs, putting his rump in the air.

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Quad furry werewolf stuffing belly kink burping belching noises

Korbin the werewolf is plopped on the ground belching and groaning LOUDLY. Empty XXL peanut butter containers are strewn around him. A voice shouts off camera. โ€œThis stockroom is such a maze, where did that pallet of peanut butter go- HEY!!โ€ *loud burping noises* I think I *urp* overdid it- UUUUURRP fuuuuckโ€ So fullโ€ฆ His tummy is spilling out behind him and between his legs, putting his rump in the air. Keywords: Quad furry werewolf stuffing belly kink burping belching noises

your new werewolf coworker canโ€™t control himself around peanut butter, and you put him in the warehouse?? you should have expected that one.

cw BELLY STUFF stuffed and noisy quad wolf

07.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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2 woozles

07.11.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 515    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some bellies I commissioned throughout the years to help out!

07.11.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some might find an arched back enticing, but it can be quite the hassle for some spines... "Spicy" version at www.patreon.com/posts/143005...
#RobotDreams

06.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rooting for them! Also, if you really desire frappuccinos, plenty of local coffee shops make their own and are delicious with significantly less sugar.

05.11.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This person took this when they called the race

05.11.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28773    ๐Ÿ” 7008    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 483    ๐Ÿ“Œ 883
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

05.11.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18256    ๐Ÿ” 4026    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1068

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

05.11.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4042    ๐Ÿ” 1146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD WOKE IS ALIVE

05.11.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
04.11.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2059    ๐Ÿ” 608    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Billy from "Gassy's Gas N Stuff". Little short dude in a hoodie / beanie. mmm ...he smells like feta cheese...

03.11.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 454    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Your art isnโ€™t bad just because itโ€™s not selling right now.

Weโ€™re in a recession and people donโ€™t know when theyโ€™re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. Itโ€™s going to be hard a while.

02.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4755    ๐Ÿ” 1718    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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God hes so prettyโ€ฆ

02.11.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They tried cremating him but even after a few hours, he was somehow still frozen on the inside.

02.11.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 478    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Merry birthmas!

02.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOAT'd 2000s cheese

02.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gilbert from Gassy's Gas 'n Stuff full of Halloween candy lol

Gilbert from Gassy's Gas 'n Stuff full of Halloween candy lol

Quick doodle of Gilbert from Gassy's Gas gorging on candy because why not?

31.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gassyโ€™s Gas โ€˜N Stuff 03: The Ghost | adult swim smalls
YouTube video by Adult Swim Gassyโ€™s Gas โ€˜N Stuff 03: The Ghost | adult swim smalls

Funny toon
youtu.be/YH4LDc70l40?...

31.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽƒYou! Yes, YOU. Enjoy Halloween!

30.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 488    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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LESS THAN 24 HOURS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ERv...

30.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(cw: hyperpreg)

a wild night in with ur 600 pound shark bf has the potential to leave your guts in quite the strained state for a few days

or weeks

or months

not that I would know anyway

29.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epic

29.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Appreciate a good bellybed

28.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bless these grannies.

28.10.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the USDA website with a large banner image that reads as follows:

"Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance."

A screenshot of the USDA website with a large banner image that reads as follows: "Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance."

The Republic-led government would rather put up inflammatory partisan rhetoric on government websites blaming Democrats for SNAP-benefits not being renewed for November rather than using the reserve funds set aside for SNAP to fund it.

27.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then Microsoft is complicit.

27.10.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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26.12.2024 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26932    ๐Ÿ” 35167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 392

Suppose I do secretly still have a sense of humor of a 13-year-old.

27.10.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Robot Dreams Dog, greatly pregnant with kicking pups, in his vampire costume

Robot Dreams Dog, greatly pregnant with kicking pups, in his vampire costume

Yeah, drew this dog in his cute vampire costume.

26.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.

25.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3860    ๐Ÿ” 4196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

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