Motherfucker, I’m not worried about tomatoes. I can grow tomatoes.
What I am worried about is the goddamned coup you and your colleagues are enabling by your inaction and your mealymouthed responses to this bullshit.
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Manifesting CEO’s to start falling like dominoes
Why was spotify wrapped just a bad mad lib this year
Yup…
Anyone else like 30 years old and still whip out the Danny Phantom theme song just because
i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨
ur “package” “came” in the “male”……..??
Trash
😃
Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
Anyone else ever have beef with Kuchipatchi?? My least favorite Tamagotchi idk
they’re beneath the waning gibbous debating the merit of your online musings
While you were able to be a little old woman who lived in a shoe hundreds of years ago, it is simply not sustainable in this economy.
anytime i hear charli xcx the first thing i think of is an old tumblr post that said “boom CLAP the sound of my ASS” why am i like this
*at the red lobster*
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
He thanks you
My cat after 2 seconds without attention
