idiot🐗

Christians: "this country is falling apart because we stopped following jesus teachings."

One Bishop: "be nice to people like how jesus was."

Christians: "actually go fuck yourself."

we got natzi salutes on inauguration day before GTA 6 smh

Pop-Tarts Bowl is elite and the superior bowl game. no more of whatever the hell the "Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla bowl" is, give us more pastry based bowl games.

@blizzardent.bsky.social there are more heroes than just Kiriko and Mercy in your game, I promise you they can go a season with 5 new skins.

my fantasy team this year has basically been the equivalent of being punched in the dick over and over but gaslighting myself into thinking it's a handjob

i cannot be trusted to have my desk next to a window bc 5 minutes into every day i'm wondering how much force i need to go thru it

no cuz i don't wanna do face reveal :/

big same

idk how some of y'all enjoy movies ever if you read into everything this hard lmao

imagine getting blocked by me, a shitpost account, bc you wanna be a MAGA troll? embarrassing truly

They've been out for ages y'all are just finally being forced to acknowledge them

no the correct answer is because he was paying young girls for sex, good try tho

Halo CE

GEE I WONDER WHY LMAO

my anxiety: be anxious

me: why?

my anxiety: just do

me: ok

also my anxiety: why are we so anxious?

me: DUDE

real

🎶 I’m a bitch
I’m a lover
Yippie kiyay
Motherfucker 🎶

i put a warthog next to my name and i can't wait for someone to tell me warthogs aren't idiots like bruh it's called a "warthog" not a "smarthog", what are you trying to prove

i've entertained the idea of a podcast for years now but the whole, "talking" thing is what always makes me reconsider

excuse me a what now

nefarious gays 🤝🏻 evil bisexuals

i'm just so busy

let me try one of these #promosky algorithm posts, lmk if i did it right:

-rich people
-people who r gonna make me famous
-people who are rich
-grimace from mcdonalds
-my dog who doesn't have an account
-my other dog
-art
-grimace from mcdonalds (evil)

i thought of the funniest post this morning but it was like 3am and i was too tired to open my eyes and type but seriously y'all it was so funny. would have gotten a million reposts, i woulda been famous, it woulda been over for you hoes.

big same

call me a gatekeeper or whatever but i wish Blizzard kept some rare skins actually rare for Overwatch. not EVERY single OW1 challenge skin needs to be put in the store. it used to be fun pulling out old challenge skins and now it's just kinda...not :/

Whatever led to the creation of "Ty: The Tasmanian Tiger", needs to be studied. That game cooked.

he's literally me

Yeah that read was trash, shoulda been picked off