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@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social

Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman. I’m from N-E-W Jerz

218,824 Followers  |  562 Following  |  2,142 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023  |  1.8958

Latest posts by ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social on Bluesky

*Benson and Stabler exchange concerned looks*

04.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 234    🔁 36    💬 9    📌 0

Clergymansplaining? Pontifexplaining? Are these anything?

04.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 206    🔁 5    💬 16    📌 1

I honestly don’t know how @atrupar.com does what he does every day but I’m damn glad he’s doing it.

04.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 811    🔁 86    💬 11    📌 0

Out: Slipping a woman a mickey

In: Slipping a woman medicine to treat an STD

03.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 287    🔁 44    💬 9    📌 0

If you need a revenge novel for Black History Month, I’ve got you.

03.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 268    🔁 72    💬 4    📌 1

Gross. Who? Who? Gross.

02.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 45    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Punxsutawney Kitaen sees her shadow today that means 6 more weeks of rolling around on the hoods of Jaguars.

02.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 375    🔁 32    💬 17    📌 3

He destroys everything he puts his name on, it’s like the Kiss of Death.

02.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 526    🔁 70    💬 31    📌 4

Must be weird to be in the White House Press Corp, to gaggle in the briefing room or travel on Air Force One and respectfully ask polite questions about economic issues and foreign policy to a child rapist.

01.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 717    🔁 130    💬 19    📌 2
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'Reminds me of Anne Frank': Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump's TPS end looms - Jewish Telegraphic Agency The end of Temporary Protected Status has Holocaust survivors offering to hide Haitian staffers, according to the CEO of a senior-living center in Florida.

This is heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time. www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...

01.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 352    🔁 92    💬 4    📌 1

Incorrect. It was the best show.

31.01.2026 15:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I saw that the Melania movie had a 6% rating from critics but 98% from viewers so I read some of the viewer reviews lol

31.01.2026 13:00 — 👍 395    🔁 28    💬 81    📌 13
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Catherine O’Hara was iconic in every single role. One of my favorite, slightly lesser-known, was Carol Ward in Six Feet Under.

30.01.2026 20:33 — 👍 566    🔁 30    💬 15    📌 0

I will support whichever Democratic presidential candidate promises to punish everyone in this administration in the most fucked up way possible.

30.01.2026 12:27 — 👍 1461    🔁 218    💬 54    📌 11

I don’t use that word. Do yourself favor and read up on its history.

30.01.2026 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ICE - Incel Cock Energy

30.01.2026 12:05 — 👍 329    🔁 79    💬 22    📌 2

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that.”

28.01.2026 16:53 — 👍 366    🔁 41    💬 26    📌 4

Well they’ve already publicly executed a man and a woman so the next logical step would be a child.

28.01.2026 11:25 — 👍 424    🔁 109    💬 17    📌 1

Since when are “Miller and the President” two different people?

28.01.2026 00:20 — 👍 297    🔁 47    💬 10    📌 0

If I die before him, please cremate me and throw my smoldering ashes into Stephen Miller’s eyes.

27.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 949    🔁 79    💬 26    📌 1

Bye Fel-ICE-cia

27.01.2026 12:28 — 👍 308    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 2
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“Lots of people support ICE.”

27.01.2026 12:04 — 👍 628    🔁 44    💬 13    📌 2

Nice

27.01.2026 11:01 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ilu

27.01.2026 01:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike.

27.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
26.01.2026 19:37 — 👍 2259    🔁 604    💬 33    📌 0

If this is the shit ICE is willing to do in public while the world watches, imagine what those fuckers do when there aren’t any cameras.

26.01.2026 11:54 — 👍 1067    🔁 205    💬 25    📌 8
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25.01.2026 15:26 — 👍 809    🔁 178    💬 19    📌 8

They’ll probably kill someone else to distract us

25.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 389    🔁 52    💬 15    📌 0

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