The Volatile Mermaid

Wonder how sexual predator Brett Kavanaugh and sexual predator Clarence Thomas will vote on the fate of sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell.

Hillary Clinton is falsely accused of running a non-existent secret pedophile ring.

MAGA: LOCK HER UP!

Ghislaine Maxwell is convicted of running an actual secret pedophile ring.

MAGA: SET HER FREE!

Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."

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My 72-year-old mother who is the size of a sparrow lives in NYC and takes the subway all the time. Why are all these “alpha males” such scared little bitches?

Drought in Utah.

Nothing says climate policy like skipping brunch and hoping the sky notices.

Breaking: Trump fires his tape measure because it told him his penis is one inch long.

Somehow I ended up on the part of Bluesky where people believe that an ex cia operative did a ghost audit of the 2024 election alongside the NSA and it proves Kamala Harris actually won by a landslide.

Resisters(TM) are being radicalized into an actual BlueAnon.

"If we stop testing, covid numbers won't be so high!"

We Are a Nation of Fucking Idiots I’ve been out in the world this past week.

"I know it’s two tiny, anecdotal data points and not necessarily illustrative of larger educational trends, but I’m trying to understand why my fellow countrymen are such fucking idiots." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/we-are-a-n...

I think @atrupar.com doesn't get enough credit for watching Trump's nonsense and finding the best clips. I'd have put a gun in my mouth a long time ago if I had to do that.

Watch Leanne | Netflix Official Site When her husband leaves her for another woman, a resilient Southern mom starts over with the support of her loving, but unfiltered family.

Another friend premieres on @netflix.com today: Leanne Morgan!

16 episodes produced by the people behind Big Bang, Young Sheldon and more.

She's kind, funny and deserves this. Binge & reskeet please!

Note: This is not a paid thing. I like boosting good people. :)

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Me when my friends are talking about their kids.

Just put it in my box.

The number of people who don’t get this reference and telling me it’s an island is making me feel very sad and old.

I’m truly waiting to be told trump can’t be a pedophile, because would a pedophile even draw pubic hair

We’re at the” Epstein Island is actually a peninsula” phase of things. Good times.

Coworker: I’ll be right back. I have to go grab a package.

Me: Did you learn nothing from sexual harassment training?

“The pedophile stole some of my underage girls and it ruined our friendship” is an odd defense but ok.

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Trump Has Left Reality Behind. He Took the Justice Department With Him. Fake payments, fabricated treason, AI arrest videos — the president is creating an alternate universe where his enemies are criminals.

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Valid. I totally get that. But it’s cheaper than delivery and every penny counts.

My grandfather was a butcher from Naples. He told me one thing in English ever. “Never eat red meat from a Mack Donald.”

I remember when they first made McDonald’s delivery available in NYC. All I could think was “why would I order fast food in NYC when I can get an egg and cheese at a bodega at 2 AM?”

MULLIN: There was a sweetheart plea deal that was struck in 2009 under Obama

TAPPER: No. It was 2008. The US attorney was Alex Acosta. He was a Bush appointee. He went on to become Trump's secretary of labor

M: Who was in office at the time?

T: Bush

M: No. Obama was in office

TAPPER: Not true

Me standing in front of the big show arch at Oshkosh AirVenture wearing a tank top that says “Dog is my co-pilot”. The image on the shirt is a cartoon of a low-wing airplane in which there is a human in the left (pilot) seat and a happy goofy dog in the right (copilot) seat

Another view of me standing in front of the AirVenture arch, this time a longer view so you can see the full length of the tank top. I’m wearing shorts and looking to the side.

A bumper sticker that says “CAUTION easily distracted by airplanes”. It’s being held up in front of the back of a Ridgeline truck with a bike rack on it. It’s not my truck; it’s a rental.

I wanted some aviation-related things so I commissioned an artist & now I have a new favorite tank top & a safety-enhancing bumper sticker!

You can get your own versions at the Redbubble store linked on my new (very bare-bones so far) website, www.flyingphysics.com, if you like! #aviation #avgeek

Screenshot of headline and star: '"Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix arrested as authorities find another secret chimp in her home"

When you're truly committed to the bit

Bill Clinton hasn’t been the president in nearly a quarter of a century. There are women old enough to date Leonardo DiCaprio who weren’t alive when Clinton was president.

“Don’t speak ill of the dead.”

Why not? If someone was a piece of shit in life, why the fuck do I owe them anything in death. “He was an openly racist trash human, but he’s dead now so kudos to a life well lived.” No. Absolutely not.