Deniz Opal

Football nerds, name the footballer.

Clue. He was an Alex Ferguson signing.

#DensBigAssFootballQuiz

I hear you, but I think the correct term is Mississippians.

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It's time to admit we bought this shitty dystopia from Temu.

The 2 button dilemma: Facilitate the Al enshitification of everything. Starve to death TECH FREELANCERS

*Starts chewing on toes*

Black man sitting on a bench labelled Europeans Only.

This is the correct energy since Yahweh knocked that tower down.

Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Dem politicians, Supreme Court, DOJ, etc etc, they all have a hand in this. Opposition isn't enough you also need effective action. Being timid and nonchalant, when faced with the outright insane has played a part in getting here.

Marcus Aurelius

What profits not the swarm, profits not the bee.

Marcus Aurelius

I'm too old for this shit.

The hidden history of the secret presidential bunker | CNN Politics President Donald Trump was briefly taken to a White House bunker on Friday night as protesters demonstrated across the street, and while the annex of bunkers and tunnels under the White House are noth...

It appears the presidential bunker is under the East wing. The part he is reconstructing.

🤔

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Tax the billionaires you numpty

Are your billionaires too expensive to support?

You thought it was cute to get billionaires, and now the cost of living and taxes are ruining everything?

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The hidden history of the secret presidential bunker | CNN Politics President Donald Trump was briefly taken to a White House bunker on Friday night as protesters demonstrated across the street, and while the annex of bunkers and tunnels under the White House are noth...

It appears the presidential bunker is under the East wing. The part he is reconstructing.

🤔

edition.cnn.com/2020/06/04/p...

Tax the billionaires you numpty

Are your billionaires too expensive to support?

You thought it was cute to get billionaires, and now the cost of living and taxes are ruining everything?

Introducing #DensBigAssGuillotineConstructionSet $9.99. Easy construction. Remove the blight today. Ts & Cs apply. Subject to availability.

I have questions but I'm not sure I want the answers.

All the boxes are stacked in the "incorrect way up"

When school prepared you for life by teaching you how to relate a function to its rate of change via differential equations, but all you really needed was a 101 in common sense.

White House being demolished to make way for a ballroom

Did General Zod finally make it to the White House?

You're not wrong. I'm so old, I remember when it was called "The British Blood Harvesting Board". then it became "British Vampire" , and then they privatised it.

Bloody Maggie, its her fault.

It's because they are in the pocket of Big Vampire.

...It's 2019 and someone just asked Corbyn about Brexit.

All the boxes are stacked in the "incorrect way up"

When school prepared you for life by teaching you how to relate a function to its rate of change via differential equations, but all you really needed was a 101 in common sense.

.... Get your coat...

Batman water pistol, but the water comes out of his mouth, the trigger is on his groin, and the plug is in his butt. Look, I'm not lying to you because you can't see, it really is that, I promise.

The shit we grew up with.

But we turned out alright.

Right?

.... Right?....

there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.

White House being demolished to make way for a ballroom

Did General Zod finally make it to the White House?

I was one of the speakers on this ♥️

‘islamosocialist’

Batman water pistol, but the water comes out of his mouth, the trigger is on his groin, and the plug is in his butt. Look, I'm not lying to you because you can't see, it really is that, I promise.

The shit we grew up with.

But we turned out alright.

Right?

.... Right?....

unusual_whales @unusual_whales X.com BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ Tom Malinowski @Malinowski X.com They needed eight months to figure out that tariffs won't make bananas grow in lowa.

But your rivals now have retaliatory tariffs up and no need to reduce them.

The art of the deal.

"I stuck around St. Petersburg,
When I saw it was time for a change,
I killed the Tsar and his ministers,
Anastasia screamed in vain"

Barista "Okkaayyy... I'm just putting "creepy dude in hoodie"