Zandraaa💙

I met a 90yo woman today. We called eachother beautiful and kind. She said she never liked her name. She told me to stop waiting for prince charming and to get myself out of my job. We chatted about trusting information and choosing beliefs. We saw eachother for the only time and fell in love.

To be fair, nobody should be gunned down like that. HOWEVER the only people I feel bad for are his family and whoever had to witness it against their will. The rest of my sympathies are with the children that died for the same rights kirk heavily endorsed.

A: "Hey, is everything Okay?" B: "It's just... The Bone Farmer.. He Died A: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?" B: "So Sad." B: "I mean, obviously: Ideologically, I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart l'il bowtie!" A: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he believed in!" Geoff: "Gonna have tgo disagree with you folks here-" A: "Too soon, Geoff!"

Minecraft but on peaceful or creative mode

Funny how I used to feel fortunate to be born human, but I don't think cats have panic attacks over whether or not they actually have free will or worry about whether or not they're enough.

Yeah they'll die too, but I doubt they think about that every day of their life.

When was somebody going to tell me? TIL

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @mluckovichajc)

All kidding aside, suffering from both leprosy & syphilis at 79 is no joke, but I am sure whatever cure RFKjr is mixing up will get him back on the golf course in no time.

Hello

when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones

Nature is healing

I haven't drank in months, not because I needed to stop but because I kind of lost interest. BUT THE DAY WE GET THE NEWS I WILL BE CALLING OUT OF WORK AND HAVING A PARADE!! It seems like it'll be soooooooon 😁

Another CEO got gunned down. This season of America is so girly pop pop pop 🤭

Life begins at boner

All my free time and energy goes to chores. Yesterday I had the energy to shower and do laundry. I didn't do anything else. This is such an exhausting world

Sorry, what's going on? I've been busy frying things in rice paper and learning chinese

I had quiet quit a while ago, but that was until I discovered

✨️quiet retiring✨️

With quiet retiring I can now:
•die

Who else can't stop thinking about the downfall of their country and has become insufferable at work?

T h e l o n g w a y

Reposting one of my favorite tiktoks

I saved like 200 videos this week, creating a mini fyp in my camera roll. I'm ready.

I got this one though

I FORGOT TO SAVE THIS ONE, SHIT

I bet news is being made right now that we won't see for another couple hours after it's been pushed through filters and dolled up to skew public opinion in favor of whomever holds shares in whatever stock.

"Chat, are we cooked?"

He reposted a maga video. The CEO of our favorite app. It's so over. My assumption is he sold out and now tt is just going to be propaganda.

Sorry, that's my bad, I take mine out for people so now they think everybody will do the same 😬

Learning mandarin and getting the hell out of here.