mochie 🏳️‍⚧️

stupid fucking obvious fact I never thought about for years:
they're called "header" and "footer" in reference to where head and feet are placed on a standard issue human body

please stop ignoring my flags wasm-merge, my project is on life support as it is already

-all is supposed to enable all features and -n is supposed to disable the validator

call me iron lung the way I got iron in m- ach augh haaack grahhh huiahhh... ACK ACK hjhh

wtf they fucking shrinkflated them since last time. also I accidentally made it a reply instead of a quote post..

me holding a royal family (same brand as picture I'm replying to) bag of peanut butter flavored mochi

the sequel

rust and zig on youtube for some reason. (please just write code i beg you)

what's the onset on these

people were talking about some orange dude and frozen water on my morning walkies today? they had me walk into the capitol too..

i got treats afterwards though yay!

waking up to @cassienya.bsky.social humping me only to use her newly acquired bulge as a phone stand to watch BOTW speedruns

yeah with the mantissas and NaNs and shit? interesting bunch isn't it

(no i actually haven't heard of what you're talking about either)

what does "urn" mean in markdown? I'm so confused

dog fart

is it bipolar or borderline. I fucking hate this abbreviation

wireless emergency alert told me to look at Denver PD twitler account for updates and this is what I see 😭

buddy pasted the wrong link and forgot to remove the embed

wait you also put a ryzen sticker on a laptop that doesn't have one?

"hi do you play cs"

you don't get it bro, it's "new car smell": it exudes feelings of wealth to our customers

witnessing these things while "fake plastic trees" by radiohead was playing in the biggest building I've ever entered was an experience. what the fuck have I gotten myself into

holy shit this was the reason I couldn't use zed for months. this is huge

sure wonder what I'm getting for January 14thmas this year :>

did someone call their kid "true" or did was one guy out there so {Morgan Freeman hand pointing finger} that another person was like "yeah we're making a synonym after you pal"
I'm.talking about franks

alternate reality where corporations start fighting for the sun for solar panel area and like build on top of or sabotage their competitors all to provide power to their ai datacenters

what? ETA in T-10 years?

fahwkkk I shoulda really said "going to burgatory rn chat" before flying here.. ts shit so fnny is2g cht 🙏

my first time using a screwdriver was hobby grade rc cars and they all take 1.5, 2.0, 2.5, or 3.0mm hex. every screwdriver set I've touched has them too, even ones from my local hardware store

god forbid I think our conversations are amusing enough to post about

if I see another person call a hex screw an "allen wrench screw", I will bite my way through the walls of this house

cassie told me she's stuffing me full of meat and she shoved a big girthy steak down my throat...

haha woops

vial of clear liquid labeled "astolfanon skincare oil"

"hey they finally labeled i-"