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Leeroystarr

@leeroystarr.bsky.social

Facetious Prick! I'm only here to make the numbers up. only ever joking, calm down dear. I am the cnut https://clearsky.app/ lists me as, don't believe all you read. Usb 3.0 3 pin plug. Mcr * contains bullshit and typos

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This is how I access Bluesky

09.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if being sexy was a crime I'd be in jail, for shoplifting

09.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched a documentary about planets. They've just been orbiting the same spot for billions of years.

And we're worried about being in a rut? At least we can move to a different spot on the couch.

09.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dog chased her tail for ten minutes. Caught it. And then just looked at me with pure confusion, "Okay, now what?"

I gave her a treat. I knew exactly how she felt. My wife gives me treats too.

09.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands ALT: a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands

#IdRatherBeNappingThan whatever this monstrosity is.

09.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me smashing the wheelchair ramps to build a skatepark #GotMeVotedOffTheIsland

09.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bippiddy Boppiddy

09.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon rooster with the words anycockildoo cockadoodledoo ALT: a cartoon rooster with the words anycockildoo cockadoodledoo

#WhenThereAreNoMeatballs try meat cockle doo.

09.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#MeatballsInASongOrMovie

Meatballs Over The River Ikea

09.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ding Ding Ding.. we've got a winnerπŸ˜†

09.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#MeatballsInASongOrMovie

Thyme Kofta Time.

09.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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#MeatballsInASongOrMovie

The Gun and the Polpette.

09.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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09.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a pink shirt says you 're not even trying on a netflix advertisement ALT: a man in a pink shirt says you 're not even trying on a netflix advertisement

#MeatballsInASongOrMovie
Cloudy with a chance of....

*come on, it was right there Guys

09.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tune😁

09.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
O.T. Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Armada Music TV O.T. Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down (Official Music Video)

#ElectronicDanceParty
#MusicChallenge

O.T. Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down

youtu.be/TRmRpqbWXn0

09.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NO, i just simply held the tail, the cat did all the pullingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

09.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neighbour: What a lovely cat, what's his name?

Me: Arthur.

Neighbour: What other animal looks like Arthur cat?

Me: The other half?

09.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#CommaOfTheDay

09.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability..

09.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who wore it better?
#WhoWoreItBetter

09.03.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

There is ample room in my heart for an unlimited number of small fuzzy creatures

09.03.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

no good growing them in labs, they need to try growing on heads..

09.03.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the avoidance of doubt, I'm also too busy to see Faα΄™age at dinner.

09.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't be the only one, right?

09.03.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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No I didn't pull it, I was simply holding it, the cat was doing the pulling..

09.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mr. Blue Sky
YouTube video by Electric Light Orchestra - Topic Mr. Blue Sky

#MusicChallenge
#EmojiSounds

Day 9-🎻

ELO- Mr Blue Sky

From the lead up to the chorus, the strings section and violins are a constant throughout the song.

youtu.be/wuJIqmha2Hk?...

08.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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#ILikePlayingWith things that get harder the more you play with it..

09.03.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finding Memo
#ASongOrMovieForOfficeGadgets

09.03.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0