Leeroystarr

Hegseth: The Supreme Leader is wounded and likely disfigured, but enough about Tᴙump...

here's to another orbit of the sun.

they did mention something about being attached, I thought they meant being in a relationship, I said no as I didn't want to be tied down..

they couldn't decide if Jam or Cream went on first..😜

#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

Do the Hock and Cokey..

#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

Is this the way to Tempranillo..

nowt a Sharpie couldn't fix😁

if only😆

Someone needs to develop a bra that molds your boobs into different fun shapes

😉😂😂

Social media is so weird. Imagine walking around everyday, telling everyone you see face to face, that you are horny.

*on speakerphone with a bag over my head* the rhythm finally got me. tell my family i love them

You'd be lucky if I ran a bath..😜

Run? Are you kidding me?

The only thing I run is down the street after I hear the ice cream truck!

If you see this, post a chef please

I've joined a bridge club, its my turn to jump next Tuesday.

a group of frogs with maga written in green ALT: a group of frogs with maga written in green

#CatchphraseAnimals as mad as a box of frogs..

If you see this, post a chef please

If you see this, post a chef please

America isn't real. It's actually a social experiment testing how much its citizens can endure.

Is "I'm a conspiracist" code for "I'm a bleedin Idiot"?

Just back from the Doctors and was told not to eat anything fatty, NO, he said "don't eat anything, Fatty!"

I had a first date last night, they taste like big raisins..

#ImBadOnlyWhen passed the Use-by date..

a drag queen says i 'm a little irritated with her mouth open ALT: a drag queen says i 'm a little irritated with her mouth open

Good moaning Bsky..Todays outrage has been downgraded to mildly irritated in preparation for the weekend..

OK, you have my attention, now do something with it.

Whoop! points, Thank you dearly Lisa😍

a person is singing into a microphone while wearing a santa claus costume . ALT: a person is singing into a microphone while wearing a santa claus costume .

#MyInnerBitchSays

well its more like an attitude than any actual words..

ah thank you😊🖖