This is how I access Bluesky
09.03.2026 21:11 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@leeroystarr.bsky.social
Facetious Prick! I'm only here to make the numbers up. only ever joking, calm down dear. I am the cnut https://clearsky.app/ lists me as, don't believe all you read. Usb 3.0 3 pin plug. Mcr * contains bullshit and typos
This is how I access Bluesky
09.03.2026 21:11 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0if being sexy was a crime I'd be in jail, for shoplifting
09.03.2026 20:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I watched a documentary about planets. They've just been orbiting the same spot for billions of years.
And we're worried about being in a rut? At least we can move to a different spot on the couch.
My dog chased her tail for ten minutes. Caught it. And then just looked at me with pure confusion, "Okay, now what?"
I gave her a treat. I knew exactly how she felt. My wife gives me treats too.
#IdRatherBeNappingThan whatever this monstrosity is.
09.03.2026 20:18 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0me smashing the wheelchair ramps to build a skatepark #GotMeVotedOffTheIsland
09.03.2026 19:48 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
#MeatballsInASongOrMovie
Meatballs Over The River Ikea
Ding Ding Ding.. we've got a winnerπ
09.03.2026 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#MeatballsInASongOrMovie
The Gun and the Polpette.
#MeatballsInASongOrMovie
Cloudy with a chance of....
*come on, it was right there Guys
Tuneπ
09.03.2026 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
#ElectronicDanceParty
#MusicChallenge
O.T. Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down
youtu.be/TRmRpqbWXn0
NO, i just simply held the tail, the cat did all the pullingππ
09.03.2026 14:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Neighbour: What a lovely cat, what's his name?
Me: Arthur.
Neighbour: What other animal looks like Arthur cat?
Me: The other half?
#CommaOfTheDay
09.03.2026 13:20 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability..
09.03.2026 13:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Who wore it better?
#WhoWoreItBetter
There is ample room in my heart for an unlimited number of small fuzzy creatures
09.03.2026 12:05 β π 72 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0no good growing them in labs, they need to try growing on heads..
09.03.2026 13:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For the avoidance of doubt, I'm also too busy to see Faα΄age at dinner.
09.03.2026 12:34 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I can't be the only one, right?
09.03.2026 12:44 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0No I didn't pull it, I was simply holding it, the cat was doing the pulling..
09.03.2026 12:08 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
#MusicChallenge
#EmojiSounds
Day 9-π»
ELO- Mr Blue Sky
From the lead up to the chorus, the strings section and violins are a constant throughout the song.
youtu.be/wuJIqmha2Hk?...
#ILikePlayingWith things that get harder the more you play with it..
09.03.2026 11:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0