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The funnier line was the one about how the nation is going to lose a billion pounds with Ozempic. The moment you do the math it's like "wait, we all need to lose 400 pounds EACH? How fat does he think the country is?"

08.11.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The writer of this should take a long walk off a short pier. They are either amazingly ignorant or just an asshole. Wages haven't kept up with cost of living and the current dipshit running the country is actively trying to destroy the lower classes for the ultra rich.

02.11.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should have immediately stood up and asked "if diversity is bad why'd you marry an Indian woman?"

30.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glorious Schera!

29.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I unironically put 12 hours into it in the first day of release. 😬

21.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schera is great. The whole series is full of peak waifu material.

20.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, okay you're retarded. Cool.

20.10.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just reminded that even Vance once called Trump our modern day Hitler, and now he's shitposting AI slop for him. What in the fuck is going on with the GOP? Gives credence to the Gen X lead poisoning theories.

19.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you seriously dumb enough to think the VP should be trolling a social media website?

19.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You cannot be the real Vance, this is too stupid to believe. There is no reality in which this looks anything but idiotic.

19.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Loving porn and being addicted are different. If it rules your every decision it's an addiction.

Not that I'm probably anyone you should listen to with my meticulously sorted (P:)orno drive. >_>

13.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good, prompters deserve to suffer. This video of Bob Ross, a man who would never raise his voice and taught us all creativity is beautiful, being used in this way is ghoulish.

09.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dickhead keeps thinking he can be the "glorious centrist" so he can run for president after Trump (assuming we have elections again). As a former Californian this is typical Newsom, he's always been a horrible piece of shit.

07.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would give up my future first born for a remaster of Vagrant Story. Matsuno's magnum opus.

30.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easily Tifa sent me down the best dark path.

27.09.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, definitely Tifa. My first "oh shit, am I a lesbian?" moment. All time best girl.

27.09.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, guess I can't argue that. Though my memories of King Ranp's Tomb make me hate it pretty hard still while I never found Giruvegan that bad.

26.09.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giruvegan isn't good but it's not enough to drag down the greatness of the rest of the game.

25.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you PLAY FFXI? That game actively hated you. There are still bosses a decade later we don't fully understand how the fuck we were supposed to beat them originally (before the HNM stat crunch).

25.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell fucking yeah Gravity Rush!

25.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will not apologize for how fucking cringe the writing in BL3 was with the worst villain in god knows how long. Plus they fridged Maya and Lilith so no, fuck BL3.

25.09.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So far I'm enjoying it but calling it your favorite of the year seems like a hell of a shout out. I struggle to see how it's gonna match up to Expedition 33 or Split Fiction so far (and hopefully Yotei). Mostly because I hated the fields puzzle so goddam much.

24.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's not a communist. He's a fascist. They are not the same.

24.09.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wanted to finish this set when it was done (which it clearly isn't) but between depression hitting me like a brick wall, NMS update and now Silent Hill f, Hades 2 and Yotei coming out it's gonna be a hot minute before I'm productive again.

24.09.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't really gauge games that aren't out yet like Yotei, Silent Hill f or Ninja Gaiden 4. They may turn out to be giant duds. Hopefully not but it's happened before.

Most of us wanting E33 to win are because it was so singularly exceptional in every aspect and revived love of JRPG style games.

17.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking adore a lot of great AA games like Expedition 33, Senua's Saga, Plague Tale series and so on. Not missing anything by skipping Spider-Man or Call of Duty.

17.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking news: Randy Pitchford has always been a hack loser with the shittiest takes.

Someone should show him Satisfactory a UE5 game with actual optimization and it's a factory game with so many assets going at all times. UE5 isn't the problem, cheap cunts like Pitchford are.

16.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no reality in which Sony is going to charge less than $70 for this. By the time it's done they'll likely have joined the $80 club.

I'll stick with my boycott of AAA games and not miss anything important.

16.09.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His deep belief, like empathy is a weakness. So don't be sad for him Jamie, that is WEAKNESS.

Instead say it with me now "Rest is piss bozo."

16.09.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not a brag you should ever make. Especially when indie and AA games are already shitting all over AAA releases with they hyper-inflated budgets.

15.09.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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