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i deleted twitter off my phone & just compulsively clicked on this app for the first time in months. feeling alarmed by my actions

Wgat

Do YOU wanna go to MagicCon: Chicago?! Well now’s your chance! Follow me here on BlueSky, like, and repost this for your chance to win a FREE WEEKEND BADGE courtesy of @magic.wizards.com! #MagicTheGathering #MTG

if you see me retweeting a million magiccon chicago giveaways mind your business

i would have ate that up i can’t lie

no way that isn’t felix biederman with an age filter

be for real with me right now should i get out

in a lyft whose dashboard says he’s 3000 miles overdue for an oil change. really testing my personal mantra of always rating 5 stars

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that’s an all timer for sure

so embarassing when the cashiers at the grocery store start recognizing you. like hey yeah it’s me again i’m here for more food

damn i guess nobody does

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

u ever think abt that person on tumblr who was stealing bones

other 10/10 albums for me:
stereolab dots and loops, radiohead in rainbows, kendrick lamar good kid maad city

10/10 albums? here’s four

esos son reebok o son nike?

how old is the eve6 guy no offense

vids that go hard

philodendron ring of fire in a pot with a face on it and little legs

love this pokemon the Hoppip

not being private is really hindering my hater quote tweet tendencies you guys. idk if i like this

nooooo :(

shooting skeets rapid fire. i’m skeeting all over the place

are there no dms. am i stupid

blocks are public on this thing what the fuck??