leonard nimoy's "kasha varnishkas à la vulcan"

it's not real maoism if it doesn't come from the maoisme region of france.

south park was funny, though

it's not "classism" it's just class.

oh the acadians are not gonna like this one bit

why "tense"? why not just "exonerating language"? why pretend it something syntactic when it's not?

"bill hits bob" and "bob is hit by bill" both name the person who did the hitting. the latter is passive voice.

"bill shoots bob" and "bob dies from a bullet wound" are both active voice, but the latter doesn't name the person who did the shooting.

all of these sentences are in the same tense.

ok but "passive voice" and "tense" have specific technical meanings and people in the business of having opinions on how people write should use them correctly

much of the world has been pairing contrasting flavours for a very long time. it's a quirk of western cuisine to not cross the streams.

"They should do one where all the Nosferatus meet." - my genius boyfriend

if the conservatives were smart they would run him instead of that punchable dweeb poilievre

i was about to dispute this claim but then i remembered i'm not from america i'm from fake america

sorry guys this app won't be real until ringo star has an account here where he posts voice-dictated skeets that are like "wow i had a great day with [some session musician] god bless peace and love ringo" [string of emojis] [picture of a duck or something]

✅They got little baby legs
✅And they stand so low
✅You got to pick 'em up just to say hello
❌They got little cars that go beep beep beep
✅They got little voices goin' peep, peep, peep
✅They got grubby little fingers
✅And dirty little minds
✅They're gonna get you every time

❌I don't want no short people 'round here
❌Short people are just the same as you and I
❌Short people got nobody to love

truth of each proposition in Randy Newman's "Short People" with respect to cats:
❌Short people got no reason to live
✅They got little hands
✅And little eyes
✅They walk around tellin' great big lies
✅They got little noses
✅And tiny little teeth
❌They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

really rude of Foreign Languages Press to have a big sale when I'm trying to not spend money on things i don't need.

facility time (paid time off for union reps to do union work)

afaik sympathy strikes are unfortunately illegal in most if not all of canada

Black cat with a label "CAT" on him.

That time I was trusted with a label maker.

pretty fucked up that my cats have three bathrooms in my apartment while i only have one, but they don't even pay rent

update on my cats: they are small

i've done such a good job of not smoking today i should get a smokes as a reward

i'm thinking of doing a bit where i pretend to interpret the phrase "juice cleanse" as being antisemitic.