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He's off the scale in everything

You know him well...

Nah...

Exactly

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Some famous figures of ancient Rome, such as Seneca, followers of Stoicism, did wear it, as did many emperors starting with Hadrian, but the male population in general continued to shave for the most part...

Great, but Recio isn't Recio without his five'o clock shadow...🥲

Amazing

It find it so childish, so simplistic, and so unfaithful to reality and historical periods… Amazing animation btw, the thing with the senator wearing a kippah is quite funny...

Even if I specify that I want him clean-shaven, I can only get rid of the beard if I use an option that consumes more credits. It’s like someone made an algorithm that assumes if it’s a man, he must have a beard.

Kenzie, I don’t know if you remember that the other day we were talking about beards and everyone’s personal preferences. When it comes to AI's, I’ve noticed that no matter what I tell them, they always add a beard to any man.

I can tolerate a short, well-groomed beard, but honestly, this kind of nonsense drives me crazy — it completely distorts the face. I’ll always go for a clean-shaven man who smells of aftershave, but well, everyone’s got their own taste...

I think what he needs is a good shave; a man like that will never have any kind of appeal to me... To each their own...

If you look at my latest illustrations, you’ll see that’s not true — in fact, there are many more where he’s lightly dressed than clothed...

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If that guy had served in a Roman legion and actually gone to war, they would never have allowed him to wear that on his face, since it would let the enemy grab him by it. But it seems to me he hasn’t seen much war...

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Much appreciated

Thanks so much!

Got to recharge to keep fighting against those barbarians 😂

Thanks 😊

If everyone looked like him, we’d still be living in the Roman Empire LoL

So do I

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Much appreciated!

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