My heuristic for this stuff has been “do you know what show David Boreanaz is on” because your mom sure does
09.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My heuristic for this stuff has been “do you know what show David Boreanaz is on” because your mom sure does
09.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Coincidentally my very own demographic!
09.03.2026 13:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mainstream America = college-educated millennials in big cities
09.03.2026 13:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This use of "the DNC" is a tell. The Democratic National Committee doesn't choose presidential candidates. And adopting a lazy conspiracy theory to explain why the only alternative to fascism sucks will not let you off the hook for refusing to vote for that alternative in a general election.
09.03.2026 11:45 — 👍 99 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 5
This is the literal head of the literal, actual DNC 2 days ago
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“Democrat politicians”
09.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 132 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 2Goddamn it
09.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Trump hasn’t taken sucking the Ayatollah’s dick off the table
09.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It seems possible that Mr. Trump may have misinterpreted the prophecy that he was destined to destroy a great force for evil in the world
09.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0That’s right a snake told her to do it
09.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise
09.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 4628 🔁 599 💬 95 📌 24I have not lol
09.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A national treasure
09.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean the guy is 2000 years old you want him to walk up stairs
09.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Studio: well why are there neon lights?
Carpenter, after taking a huge bong rip: because fuck you, that’s why
They like actually wouldn’t let you do this today
09.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like to think that he just has a nightclub down there
09.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would watch a 20 minute short film on Lo Pan getting these neon lights installed
09.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0I’ve got a very positive attitude about this
09.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We deserve God’s punishment
09.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goddamn it
09.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think it’s bad that Trump is letting genocidaire Benjamin Netanyahu literally dictate American foreign policy, this is why I voted for Kamala Harris, who wouldn’t have done that
09.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 53 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0Wang just whipping ass while Jack is tripping over shit
09.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The drag version of Lo Pan is just Lo Pan
09.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cancel me if you must, but: Lo Pan is kinda serving cunt
09.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 45 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1Him and Carpenter were fucking locked in
09.03.2026 01:39 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It rocks, the effects really hold up to
09.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the best line reads in cinema
09.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA is great for a lot of reasons but making both of the white characters absolute dipshits is one of them
09.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 63 🔁 3 💬 9 📌 3
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
"Are you okay, man?"
Yeah, I just gotta make it to November