Was this game just PLANESCAPE: TORMENT for people who couldn’t read books because they’d spent too much time on Twitter?
When pondering “lethality,” this quote from Sherman in 1865 comes to mind:
“War means success by any and every means; it is not fighting alone. Bulls do that, and bears, and all beasts, but men attain objects by intellect, and the introduction of physical power, moved upon strategic points."
Just because he’s an incompetent dipshit that nobody likes?
Last summer my kid wanted to do laser tag at the beach-side amusement park, it was mostly young teens a bit older than him
I beat these kids like rented mules, I think my final score was like 3x what the next one was
This was echoing faintly in the recesses of my decaying brain
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Like that would have been absolutely mortifying as an undergrad
You people think my takes are bad now
I have a lot of sympathy for Naomi Wolf because some Brit catching me on that “death recorded” fuckup on a live radio show would have driven me floridly insane also
Klein is the normal one
Now you gettin’ it
What a picture
Yes, babes
ABC (Always be Crushin’)
For any awkward young straight men out there, this is only like 50% a joke
Looksmaxxing is for amateurs.
It is well-known that women love muscular forearms.
That’s why I’m always Popeyemaxxing
We can simply punish them with legitimate criminal indictments
I’m warning Travis Kelce that I’m coming for his girl
The only Strait I care about is the George.
This explains why we never win Florida
Pierre Bourdieu–style analysis points to cocaine and swinging as the two major salients of horseshoe anti-Democratic journalism/activism
The Nazi tattoo guy?
It’s weird to make up reasons to get mad at Democrats about bad things Republicans have done!
William Gibson make it stop
What are the accounts you’re thinking of?
Who are some examples you’re thinking of specially
“There’s A contemporary source? My god”
I mean it is basically Suetonius so
We have no idea where Alexander is buried and have only recently probably figured out where Philip was!
No need to write speeches about how Alexander is going to take over Greece lol
