Thank you, I think I can now level up from practicing homosexual to experienced homosexual
25.08.2025 17:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bernietranders.bsky.social
Childrenβs author, mediocre footballer, internet transgender || he/him #COYG
Thank you, I think I can now level up from practicing homosexual to experienced homosexual
25.08.2025 17:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dan and Arthur at their wedding, sitting down on a sofa and kissing
Being gay again
25.08.2025 17:12 β π 134 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0He very much likes his wedding outfit, weβve had to put it on him a couple of times since the wedding because heβs gone in the wardrobe to try to get it
25.08.2025 16:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Genuinely the best picture of him thatβs ever been take I think
25.08.2025 15:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Any dog treat or toy companies fancy signing him? About time he earned his keep
25.08.2025 14:38 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Willy the Black and Tan dachshund laying on a bed in his wedding outfit of a pure white harness and a progress pride bow tie
Got more of the wedding photos back and have discovered that the dog is actually a model
25.08.2025 14:37 β π 162 π 7 π¬ 5 π 0Me, in black and white, wearing my wedding trousers (white) and fanning myself with no top on
Got the wedding photos back and this is one of the first photos and I am so happy
25.08.2025 08:44 β π 114 π 2 π¬ 3 π 1Afraid not, I went with a different friend this time!
23.08.2025 19:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Being in the stadium when the GyΓΆk scored his first premier league goal πππ
23.08.2025 18:47 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π
20.08.2025 19:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weβve hosted him a fair bit whilst his parents go to the office and the menu usually consists of cheese
17.08.2025 20:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Willy the Black and Tan dachshund asleep on his back
Date clearly went well, I have a comatose sausage
17.08.2025 20:39 β π 55 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Update: Willy was mad at me for collecting him because his boyfriendβs parents were cooking duck and he wanted some, handing in his emancipation papers as we speak
17.08.2025 18:26 β π 77 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1I donβt think closeted adolescent me in a small town could ever have envisioned the sentence βmy dog has gone for a brunch date with his dog boyfriend in Hampstead heathβ being a reality, yet here I am, picking my dog up from his brunch date with his dog boyfriend in Hampstead heath
17.08.2025 18:01 β π 291 π 7 π¬ 6 π 0Arsenal can you play better the next time Iβm on a train, I think Iβve developed a new heart condition
17.08.2025 17:24 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Listening to the football on the radio is incredibly stressful, how on earth did people use to do this every week
17.08.2025 16:20 β π 49 π 1 π¬ 8 π 0Added!
15.08.2025 14:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Added!
15.08.2025 12:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Added!
15.08.2025 12:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also let me know if youβre a football lgbt who isnβt on it and would like to be, will get you added!
15.08.2025 12:38 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0Today, the Premier League is back!
Been reminded by some lovely friends that I have a starter pack of football gays, follow everyone on it if youβre also a queer who likes talking about football!
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Congrats!!
14.08.2025 18:02 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A huge muscular man who looked like he could easily throw me across the room asked if he could use the same machine as me between my sets at the gym today and I just said βyeah sureβ without letting out a nervous mouse-like squeak so I believe I have completed gender now
11.08.2025 14:42 β π 218 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0Happy anniversary!
10.08.2025 12:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we all see you and think you're complicit btw. don't think that because we're friends i don't mean you.
08.08.2025 15:46 β π 80 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0I will continue to use menβs toilets, I will continue to play football with cis men, and I will remember the names of every single Labour activist (particularly ones I went to uni with) who campaigns for a party that wishes to confine me to my house.
08.08.2025 12:01 β π 323 π 32 π¬ 3 π 2I canβt help but wonder that if proposing a nationwide bathroom ban for trans people isnβt enough to get supposed trans allies to leave the Labour Party, what will actually do it?
You should campaign for parties that align with your beliefs. If you donβt believe in bathroom bans, resign.
Willy the Black and Tan dachshund looking up at the camera and smiling
This is Willyβs βMy Dads have just taken me to the park and I saw my doggy friendsβ face
06.08.2025 16:41 β π 196 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Black cherry π
06.08.2025 08:13 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Feels incredibly transphobic that I had to get up before 8am to 1) not get my shot and 2) not get to try out my new small talk line of βwhatβs your favourite yoghurtβ on the nurse
06.08.2025 08:06 β π 49 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0