Joke's on you daylight savings I'm totally fine with an hour less of this shitshow
That right there is why he should have to get Congress's permission. Not as an afterthought. "Yeah, some civilians are gonna die" should have more say from civilians.
Also, fuck you, you senile fucking monster. You don't get to be glib about the deaths of your constituents.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
The pro-life party wants you to know those schoolgirls had it coming.
Yesterday I couldn't stop thinking about how we actually gave a criminal with dementia and no empathy the nuke codes. Twice. And here we are today.
It's just astonishing. But they have their hand on every lever of power except the ghost of the rule of law. He literally threatened to ruin the country, three times, today.
I can hear Sarah McLachlan singing "the arms of an angel" in the background! 😿
I can hear Sarah McLachlan singing "the arms of an angel" in the background! 😿
This has nothing to do with illegal immigration. It’s about whiteness, ethnic cleansing, and violence.
F*ck ICE.
Please, we’re ready. It can happen tonight, we are ready
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
Let's hope they open with American Idiot!
Remember, it's only technically Orwellian if it's from the Orwell region of England, otherwise it's just sparkling authoritarianism
I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
The link doesn't work today...
Problem with the link. It keeps loading yesterday's puzzle!
New years are so funny it’s always like oooohhh I wonder what wonderful things THIS year will surely ah fuck nevermind
Daaaaamn this holiday sugar crash/normal seasonal depression/2025 retrospective crossover is ROUGH
You don't know what day it is.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
Whatever norms you imagined existing a few months ago are largely gone or are severely endangered. Trusting that things will work out here, simply because they always tended to before, is a fool’s errand...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/lose-the-b...
This. This is the post. My god.
Get you someone who loves you like a cat loves the corner of a laptop
Hey if the witches were thinking about maybe gathering in the wood at all, now would be a good time 🤞
It took me a very long time to learn "do your best" does not mean "give 100% effort even at the expense of your physical or mental health" or "give A+ effort even when it is clearly not appreciated or valued". Sometimes doing your best is heating up a can of soup and going to bed early.
No weekly crossword this week?
"I know it’s two tiny, anecdotal data points and not necessarily illustrative of larger educational trends, but I’m trying to understand why my fellow countrymen are such fucking idiots." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/we-are-a-n...
The cold open of this week's Strange New Worlds is a meta giggle. Paul Wesley does a hilarious Shatneresce Kirk.
Just Do It!
You hate to see it.
😭😭😭
