I’ve started a horrifying trend in the past couple days. I’ve started following gorgeous gay influencer couples on the socials. This can’t be good. Pray for me.
(To start working out.)
I need to get a dang grip. I’m close, or at least it feels that way, but definitely still not there yet.
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Call me crazy. I didn’t want to 😍 like ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING.
I mean, I DID in the end, but I feel dumb, like I shouldn’t. I should put on the sides of my car: IF I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO FEEL GUILTY I WILL TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY EVERY SINGLE TIME 🙄
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Just about to step off for a walk when I felt raindrops. There went that idea.
SALT AND PEPPER DADDY STYLIST’S MOUTH, TAKES A DRAG, THEN REPLACES IT IN THE MAN’S MOUTH)
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THIS COMES FROM A NATIONAL SURVEY PUBLISHED IN THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE…
(I know, it’s not the show, it’s IRL remotely related, work with me here 😆)
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Today in “If My Newscast Could Use Illustrative B-Roll From #HeatedRivalry “…
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FOR THE MOST PART - CIGARETTE SMOKING IS DECLINING, OR BECOMING LESS POPULAR, IN THE UNITED STATES.
(TAKE VO - @hudsonwilliamsofficial TAKES THE CIGARETTE OUT OF A
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Thank you for your Flash Gordon/Trixie and Katya/TS Madison reference. ❤️
So does he sound like Ilya sounds? Or should I be lumping Ilya in with those nogoodniks Boris and Natasha?
Yikes. Just yikes. People are awful.
Sky was out. Thighs were out. I NEED SPRING.
This was shortly after the beginning of what ended up being a fabulous hour-plus walk - down to the waterfront, over the Red Bridge and back. 🥰
Listen, I want to dunk on the guy too but there’s absolutely no way there is going to be a draft. It would never pass, there’d be open revolt, and they neither need nor would know what to do with all those troops. But the fact they can’t give the easy answer of “no” shows they have no plan.
Other deliveries arrived including the L hoodie instead of XL and the shipment of probiotic shots and packets (trying 2 different brands). Anyone know if probiotics are a scam? I have to stick with just one for several days of course to try and get the gut flora uniform (?)
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Monday in #MakingMyChaos: the meal box arrived and of course had sat for hours in the gorgeous sun. Then it was packed with the ice pack on the bottom under all the meals. Shouldn’t that be the ice on top?
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A flurry of NFL trades are being announced today because the negotiating period for free agents has begun. I told my coworkers, “Wake me when Rozanov goes to Ottawa.”
Nobody laughed. #HeatedRivalry
“Only fools care about skyrocketing gas prices while we bomb a country into oblivion” is quite a statement to make at any point, let alone an election year. And yes, the mass slaughter of innocents should be enough to turn off voters, but most of them do seem more motivated by gas prices.
A hot tub soak is almost always worth the effort, in my view
Tempted to throw on clothes, get in the car and go up to Lincoln just to get a breakfast sandwich with the spicy chorizo from that one coffee shop my ex and I found
so how’d it go?
This is the correct assessment
Today I have “My Moon My Man” by Feist stuck in my head
#HeatedRivalry (though I’m trying to cut back)
This concept needs to be expanded, as a dream sequence if need be
From this photo… hear me out … Hudson Williams for the biopic?
And that’s just his immediate family.
The rumors are true. Work of the barest minimum has begun on the next episode of @bettecetera.bsky.social
I’m afraid to like this on the off-chance I get served tons more hog on app such that it’s not safe for me to open it at work
Seeing streaming giants merge again and again is a perfect showcase of how unregulated capitalism just fucks over the consumer and limits our choices
I have Rope on disc, I should watch it again
And these job losses in February were BEFORE the war and the shock in energy prices.
Manifesting spring with my non-rain, non-boot shoes today, yo.
