Billbert the Redhead

Well, now I want to know where I can go late at night on a weekend in Providence or Boston where I can hear and watch someone covering Joan Armatrading on a piano live 😰

I hate that I didn’t manage to get takeaway coffee before 1:00 pm so now I feel like I can’t have that level of caffeine

Where’s the app that will give me a hug?

I just saw a commercial for SPAM™ tacos. Now I need SPAM™ tacos.

“You look ravishing in that polyester matching bell-bottom powder blue trouser and vest ensemble, Bruce” … is what might have been uttered while this was on the box one Tuesday afternoon …

I’ll just be getting my Corfam shoes going and see myself out now

A man with straight blond shoulder-length seemingly permed hair with an impeccable inward flip at the ends waits to speak on a popcorn-ceiling-backed set in 1977.

I can NOT get over this man’s hair on @buzzrtv Match Game ‘77. If you are this man or know him I feel I should ask you some questions

I farking hate Peak TV. I just finished Season 1 Episode 5 of Hacks and I knew there were tons of red flags and now I’m in mourning. WITH Ava I guess. UGH!

A pair of Nanites from MST3K

TIL the tiny organisms on Mystery Science Theater 3000 #MST3K that live all throughout the Satellite of Love - the Nanites - have amongst their tasks and activities … running … a …

MICRO-brewery #DadJoke

Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision

Wow, I am surprised by this. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...

wow.
GOOD news for once.
also, FUCK kim davis.

in a constant state of being ten secs away from texting every filmmaker i know and forming some sort of Cecil B Demented style gang of anti-ai filmmaker t3rror!$t$ this shit is so scary watching the most scumfucky loser big tech douches take over this town it makes me shit and puke my fuckinguts out

I had to check. This was not in Massachusetts or Rhode Island, was it?

Observed: a garden of Ina Gartens. Well, two of the 5. #halloween

An image of the first virtual Muppet, Waldo C. Graphic.

Pretty sure that’s the 4th Waldo I’ve been able to find tonight.

NO, NOT THIS ONE, TURKEY: #muppets

It Takes a Worried Man Sitcom written by and starring Peter Tilbury

I’m sure nobody in the United States has heard of Peter Tilbury, but his “It Takes A Worried Man” television series from 1981-1984 is quite wild and hilarious - including a lot of monologues masquerading as semi-dialogue.

BREAKING: Over a sharp dissent from Justice Sonia Sotomayor, joined by Justices Kagan & Jackson, the Supreme Court will not stop Alabama from killing Anthony Boyd tonight.

Sotomayor tells the reader to count to four minutes on their phone. "Now imagine for that entire time, you are suffocating."

I keep scrolling but he's not dead yet.

Demonstrator Sues after Being Handcuffed and Detained for Playing the Star Wars “Imperial March” Theme to Protest National Guard Members in D.C.   - ACLU of DC Complaint details how the man was tightly handcuffed and prevented from exercising his First Amendment rights

“The government doesn't get to decide if your protest is funny, and government officials can’t punish you for making them the punchline."

www.acludc.org/press-releas...

This isn’t a focus in the Discourse because the loudest voices with the biggest platforms are people who have never worried about their next meal. I’ve needed SNAP; I’ve used SNAP; I’ve lost it when it mattered. This is going to be a wave of mass starvation beyond living memory in this country.

ME NEITHER. Yecch.

Why is there a trend of men’s underwear not having flies? I keep seeing it sneaking into more and more realms.

Hugs.

Welp, just got my first bitcoin pitch on a dating/hookup/connect app #InstantBlock

If you ever try to put the phrase “Make no mistake” in your writing, you’re the one who will be cleaning up when I flip over this buffet table

I need to make friends again with ginger ale or Sprite instead of keeping getting Diet Coke after 6:00 pm

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

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Just got a hankering for garlic bread. Coulda had my fill last weekend were it not for nose getting stuffed up.

And they thought THEY had “What a time to be alive!”…

October. 80 degrees F. Fair. Gorgeous. Busting out all over. Depressing. Explain this to me.

I hate that I have the first birthday in the year and my mother has the second and my father has the third and they’re all vaguely close to Christmas. They give ME nice things and don’t ask for anything substantial so how do I reciprocate? 🙄