The Great Lornholio

The Great Lornholio

@truffleshuffle.bsky.social

783 Followers 859 Following 1,256 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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I hope I'm wrong but I've settled on the idea that unless the next Democratic president is a generational talent with a sharp focus and an iron will we can pack this whole thing up and go home

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1 day ago
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The honeymoon is over, I guess.

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1 week ago

The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm

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1 week ago

He hasn’t been golfing lately, has he? Seems like a good indicator that we might get the good news soon.

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3 weeks ago

Nobody in this administration should be asking where “kid” is.

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3 weeks ago
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The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.

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3 weeks ago

i don’t want impeachment, i want (redacted)

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3 weeks ago
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

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1 month ago

You got your dream job? That's cool. I like to chill in my dreams mostly.

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1 month ago

Bad logic. Anyone with a brain sees that those guys have less going on because of their bad ideas and political affiliations. Lots of assholes still have progressive ideologies. Myself, and really the entirety of Bluesky, are living proof. I didn’t say she was a Nazi. She was really mean to the help

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1 month ago

I changed my name to Lorne Wilbury in the eighties.

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1 month ago

Doesn’t change that she’s a mean ass bitch in person. Hosted her at a local college for a performance and dealt with her backstage, and let me tell you with absolute certainty that she doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone but herself and this is purely her using this for publicity.

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1 month ago
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

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1 month ago

The Secret Service are the real pedophile protectors.

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1 month ago
AI slop of Gen X pretending to be cool

Gen X supports ICE more than the boomers according to that new poll that says 42% of 18-45yo support abolishing ICE. My homie calls Gen X the “Late Boomers” but maybe the Boomers were really just ahead of their time at being hateful, gullible, greedy, media illiterate fuckwits. Food for thought.

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2 months ago

Most skeets are like the post-it’s the CO-poisoning Reddit guy wrote himself.

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2 months ago

Bluesky is what happens when the echo chamber starts self-oscillating. It’s so full of all us booky-learny folks smelling our own farts that there’s not enough oxygen left to form thoughts much deeper than what you witnessed there.

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2 months ago

My Stranger Things prediction is that this/our reality was always the Upsidedown fucked up nightmare counterpoint to a really nice, well-adjusted dimension where people are just decent and friendly and basically the opposite of this Trump/pedophile-run dumpster fire.

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2 months ago
Heavily redacted Trump thanksgiving tweet made to sound kinda positive.

Made something special out of President Pedo’s dementia drivel from thanksgiving.

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4 months ago

Fuck veterans. Your subservient remedial ass couldn’t come up with a better hustle so you gave your butthole to Uncle Sam. Military hasn’t done any good for normal Americans in 70+ years. They’re just ANOTHER hyper violent police force for the super rich to protect their money and interests abroad.

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4 months ago

Capitalist death cults work!

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4 months ago

We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore.

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4 months ago

Don’t give Disney the money. Movie is terrible and what they did to Kimmel shouldn’t be so quickly forgiven.

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5 months ago

Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin

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5 months ago

American politics is built entirely around corporate bribery. This is nothing new or special aside from how “special” these specific scumbags are getting them caught.

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5 months ago

Meh. They still give me hope that smart folks in the future could gtfo of this trash heap and die somewhere peaceful.

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5 months ago
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KAYTRANADA - SPACE INVADER [Official Video] YouTube video by KAYTRANADA

The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation.
youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...

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5 months ago

Gives it that “if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis” vibe

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5 months ago

Jazz. It’s even cooler than you thought.

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5 months ago

It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page.

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