The Lorne Ranger

Fuck veterans. Your subservient remedial ass couldn’t come up with a better hustle so you gave your butthole to Uncle Sam. Military hasn’t done any good for normal Americans in 70+ years. They’re just ANOTHER hyper violent police force for the super rich to protect their money and interests abroad.

You suck all the ass on earth, Chuck Schumer. Go away. You’re irrelevant and fucking America in the ass with your out of touch rich geezer bullshit. Sorry for the vulgarity but may I quote “No Fucking Way” to Chuckles the clown. You’re a fascist collaborator on numerous fronts and a feckless loser.

Capitalist death cults work!

We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore.

Seriously, let’s do like they did in Nepal. It’s way past due, and it looks fun as hell.

Don’t give Disney the money. Movie is terrible and what they did to Kimmel shouldn’t be so quickly forgiven.

Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin

American politics is built entirely around corporate bribery. This is nothing new or special aside from how “special” these specific scumbags are getting them caught.

So Trump’s dumb pedophile tariffs killed Xbox, the only American company making a game console, pushing us further from the most lucrative entertainment space than ever, and making America soooo “great” in the process. This has to be angering at least a few incel Trumplickers.

#⬛️. Fuck your religion. No matter what it is, you’re making the world worse by believing in some magic bullshit.

Meh. They still give me hope that smart folks in the future could gtfo of this trash heap and die somewhere peaceful.

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The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation.
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Gives it that “if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis” vibe

Jazz. It’s even cooler than you thought.

Clipart sombreros and maracas being used as hate speech seems so obvious now but I did not have it on my fascist iconography bingo card.

Regardless, sombreros and maracas are objectively a better image than democrats can craft for their feckless selves, so they should embrace it. It’s fun.

It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page.

Couldn’t we at least have gotten the stylish kind of fascism instead of this trash?

Don’t forget that it’s your patriotic duty to makes sure Tron Ares tanks at the box office for Disney. Between Jared Leto and the Tron property itself kinda sucking ass on its own, it should happen automatically, but don’t you late boomers let your NIN love supersede your civic duty.

Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I’m sure if we all keep pointing out how fascist, authoritarian, bad, and dumb all this is, it will fix itself without any of us literate, educated folks having to get our hands dirty, right?

He runs the world’s largest non-profit Underground Railroad for pedophiles and they keep digging up hundreds of kids outside their colonizer genocide “schools”. If yer running an organization that has raped and murdered the globe for 2000 years, I’m gonna need more than a decade to buy the rebrand

The Catholic Church is just the Underground Railroad for pedophiles. Maybe we can get them to hide Trump deep in the Vatican archives as penance for being genocidal child murdering colonizers for like 99.99999999999% of their existence.

We say that an awful lot lately. America is cooked. Protest is obviously useless. Our politicians are bought and paid for by corporations and billionaires. Pretty sure the way this shakes out is just horrifying ugly and tragic. Our leaders have failed us as profoundly as leaders can.

Praying for Charlie Kirk to suffer a little more before he dies.

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Charlie Kirk’s last words juxtaposed in this hateful meme style

Funniest death memes yet

Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate.

Ol’ Jumbo