Will Monk

Will Monk

@willmonk.bsky.social

Jumping aboard the lifeboat.

254 Followers 474 Following 171 Posts Joined Oct 2023
6 days ago

Hey @icod.bsky.social, I think your Twitter account has been hacked.

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2 months ago
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a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a door that says son of a grifth ALT: a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a door that says son of a grifth

We've just opened our second pack.

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2 months ago

I have finally taken this advice and bought a thermometer so I don't wipe out my family on Christmas Day.

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2 months ago
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As usual, the Yanks take it to extremes.

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2 months ago

Election 2029 will be a straight up fight between the Tories and Labour.

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3 months ago

"Did you see Hess at Badminton?"
"No, he's more of a squash man"

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3 months ago

Or Eventing in 1946.

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3 months ago

I think that everyone who was transported and enslaved should receive compensation from the individuals who did that to them.

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4 months ago

I thought following the Scandinavian model was supposed to be a good thing?

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4 months ago

Mumford and Sons, in every sense.

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4 months ago

Because you're a cunt.

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5 months ago

But I don't want to go to Birmingham!

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5 months ago

Something good to put in the ESG report of your accounts.

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5 months ago

Always nice to have a second income stream for your cannabis factory.

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5 months ago

It's difficult. We probably spotted it in part because of the context. If it's served up by partisan morons on the internet, you're going to be suspicious. If it's given to you by a team you worked with closely for years, you are more likely to trust their judgement, however misplaced that might be.

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5 months ago

I agree with that but also I don't think VC-M should be chastised for this. It's not her job to vet the script, she's there to deliver it in the funniest manner possible. Given the political output from most celebrities, I don't think giving them editorial control would be a good idea!

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5 months ago

We should have a bank holiday.

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5 months ago

I feel slightly numb and mostly exhausted at the amount of antisemitism posting about antisemitism has triggered on my BlueSky posts

Being Jewish on social media means having to expect it, and I’d almost got desensitised it

Almost

To all the antisemites, I say: f*ck you

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5 months ago

Yes, but when she goes outside she won't feel the benefit.

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5 months ago

You are totally minimising it.

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5 months ago

Just heard a soundbite from Age UK (or similar) claiming that a phone-based ID card would make it difficult for the 1.5m 65+s that are employed.

These aren't befuddled technophobes, they were in their 40s when smartphones came out, 30s when the web became commonplace!

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5 months ago

They don't though.

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5 months ago

I think we deserve a thread of these proposals. We all need a good laugh.

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5 months ago

Well this sucks.

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5 months ago

@sentimentbot.bsky.social

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5 months ago

The real answer is hiding in plain sight. That map of the world is a Union Flag.

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6 months ago
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three men in suits and ties are sitting at a table talking to each other . ALT: three men in suits and ties are sitting at a table talking to each other .
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6 months ago
Meta-Banksy

made you a meta-Banksy lads, where's my millions of quid

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6 months ago

They've become worthless. No, before that.

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6 months ago

Damply.

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