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Max Ellington

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115 Followers  |  240 Following  |  7 Posts  |  Joined: 08.01.2025  |  1.3446

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The unthinkable has happened. The strip mall in Galveston that contained only a Schlotzky’s Sandwiches and a Quiznos has yielded a winner and the winner is.. SCHLOTZKYS!!! The Google Maps person/bot thats supposed to clean up the closed establishments marked for deletion evidently hasn’t noticed tho

13.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry to all my followers for falling behind on my posting schedule. To make up for it, I’m bringing back Cool Tony Shalhoub Facts!!!

Cool Tony Shalhoub Fact: Tony was once spotted at the Walmart in Lewisburg, West Virginia (pop. 4,000), wowing local fans. His current whereabouts are unknown.

19.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Superball game

08.02.2025 01:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Runtimes are a little lean

08.02.2025 00:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m retired but stay tuned that could change at literally any moment

07.02.2025 05:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok I’m on bluesky now. Let’s see if I can get back to my previous (grueling) schedule of ~3 posts per year

07.02.2025 01:09 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tongue and cheek

10.01.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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