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I have a fantasy of being on a podcast with someone like Brianna Chickenfry and doing such a shitty job that the government reluctantly has to provide me round the clock protection

Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!

Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide

Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR

watching the entire game changed my life. like I would have never guess the inclusion of civil rights march QTEs. hes the best person to ever live

ah oh well, I’m sure someone will make a similarly stupid game soon

is the VOD for that stream still up?

the combat sequences seem awesome. like if the Arkham games were about shoving latinos into recycling bins and then horrible QTE sequences that last 45 minutes

that part is amazing. it’s like if after Dead Space, the devs decided to ditch it as a franchise and make a game with realistic wheelchair controls and real-time physical therapy sessions

I’m obsessed with French game design. everyone else: “let’s make Call of Duty but with more or less TTK.” “let’s make a Soulslike that’s really slow or 2D.” only the French go “our game’s core mechanic is that you can change races through dialogue trees and it’s a metaphor for polarization”

when I found out The Quiet Man wasn’t made by a French game studio that was probably how people felt when they found out Elvis was white. it just defied my understanding of everything

I’ve watched 5 individual hour plus reviews of it because I want to find out as much as possible. it’s so awesome

this feels like you socked me in the stomach. this is a game they make in a Christopher Guest gaming mockumentary

NO

literally when I was watching footage of it I thought “this is such a fucking Eat Chain game”

and the creators being like “isn’t this tight”

my absolutely favorite kind of art

this is so based

it’s so fucking funny. like how did they think it was going to be received

The Quiet Man is the funniest fucking game ever…I wish I knew about it when it came out. it has so many great idiotic “high concept” ideas

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they’re really important to any ecosystem. you can’t just have people who think the frog is stupid. you need like a few hundred guys who are unable to communicate without it

I’m going to make an official Banjo Kazooie account that’s a Rockefeller Republican and argue with Sonic on here

I can’t believe that’s how I looked only 3 years ago. Pandemic changed a lot for me

the Unreal engine is incredible

when Tim The Tatman got into a fight with Call of Duty it made me laugh when all these christian guys were like “THANK YOU for being brave against trans Jim the Junkman. you are BRAVE.” bc he’s famous solely for buffoonery. centuries ago he’d be tortured by kings because he screams in a funny way

YES

it pisses me off how the WEF doesn’t want to let us do this

man