Every once in a while I tell people from other countries about how the health insurance system works in the US and they are aghast. Yesterday a guy straight up didn’t believe me when I said people can die because of not being able to afford medicine. He was sure I meant in the distant past.
"Indulging in sweet moments and savory memories. 🍰💖"
It will be the end of the decade before Trump isn’t president and that’s a sickening thought fr
Having a sides-only Thanksgiving this year. No turkey, just carbs and gravy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Wasn’t overreach when they got bailed out in the pandemy
Using a WWE female executive to dismantle the Department of Education is peak 80's.
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
Think I have acute bronchitis and the worst part about this shit is that you just gotta thug it out fr.
I feel like as a man I only have so many words left before I eventually sit on the couch as a mute old man.
ANDY: I clarified your butter.
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
More like a small militia
Unc? Brother start calling yourself papaw
How did my beloved Butter Pecan get wrapped up in all this foolishness
I been good on kfc for a long
Time cause what yt man you do you know that knows 11 herbs and spices ??
Posting for engagements always existed it’s just shit went to hell when niggas started getting paid for it
Shit I respect
Crazy work
Buffalo, NY on Kodak.
You might as well put some toothpaste in the freezer while you at it
God finna deal with you accordingly
My mistake last time was joining 1804 Twitter. Won’t do it again.
Need dude who did Vice to make an Obama era movie
Cheering you from the other side because we BOTH know they’re gonna be calling us to complain about the other almost immediately afterwards.
Gotta go see the lady when times get tough cause I don’t got advice for married folk
