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Just another gen-z singer and POSIX shell court-wizard at #SUSE ๐Ÿฆฆ Professional Linux systems engineer ๐Ÿง แ“šแ˜แ—ข Deathcore and Metalcore singer and guitarist in a band, enjoying German Indie Pop outside. Speak to me in German, English and Dutch ๐Ÿค

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Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.

Someone took those JavaScript skills to good use:

jmail.world

21.11.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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NFTs are amazing because you apparently โ€œownโ€ them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

21.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16981    ๐Ÿ” 3102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 354    ๐Ÿ“Œ 382
Cute illustrated logo featuring a pink/peach colored pie displaying โ€˜3.14โ€™ (pi), surrounded by two snakes in blue and yellow. The design is encircled by text reading โ€˜r-strings โ€ข zsid โ€ข free-threading โ€ข support โ€ข sub-interpreters โ€ข REPL highlighting โ€ข note colour โ€ข colourโ€™ in a circular arrangement. The illustration uses a soft pastel color palette with blue, yellow, and pink tones, and includes decorative sparkle elements.

Cute illustrated logo featuring a pink/peach colored pie displaying โ€˜3.14โ€™ (pi), surrounded by two snakes in blue and yellow. The design is encircled by text reading โ€˜r-strings โ€ข zsid โ€ข free-threading โ€ข support โ€ข sub-interpreters โ€ข REPL highlighting โ€ข note colour โ€ข colourโ€™ in a circular arrangement. The illustration uses a soft pastel color palette with blue, yellow, and pink tones, and includes decorative sparkle elements.

The stable release of Python 3.14 is out now! Go, go, go update! ๐Ÿ™Œ

discuss.python.org/t/python-3-1...

07.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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omg they updated firefox' error pages with large fox

07.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

yes we have several package managers you can install and use to build things like images. Also our open build service letโ€™s you build packages for several distributions

02.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

waiting for feedback, so time to finally bump pacman to version 7 in openSUSE

02.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alpine Linux Is Moving to a /usr-merged File System Layout - 9to5Linux The Alpine Linux distribution will adopt a /usr-merged file system layout for future Alpine Linux releases starting with Alpine Linux 3.23.

"The main advantage of the /usr merge change is that there will be a single location for the distribution to install executables and libraries. Also, the /usr-merged setup is the standard in most of the Linux ecosystem": Alpine Linux Is Moving to a /usr-merged File System Layout

02.10.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bop Spotter

Itโ€™s a stretch, but makes you think whether the USA isnโ€™t 1984 come true after all

walzr.com/bop-spotter

24.09.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Object Oriented C was a mistake (but a good one)

18.09.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is more than a month of rent :o

15.09.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahh oke haha

15.09.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because men canโ€™t be funny? OwO

15.09.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

upcloud played the social media nerd marketing game so hard, they should receive a golden medal or something

15.09.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothin much whats upcloud with u

15.09.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And just for the record, I use Rust a lot and really like it apart from the dependency hell

15.09.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Safe C++ proposal is not being continued 58 comments

Yeah a lot of people are pushing for it, but itโ€™s also not in C++26 for a reason. I learned about Circle lang, cool project, gives fil-c vibes. Iโ€™m not sure if this was the best solution, especially with memory tagging on horizon. Interesting comment on the incompatibilities

lobste.rs/c/klv2bl

15.09.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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send the term sheets #vc #funding #startup

14.09.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg a Google made an iPhone 17 Air too? /j

14.09.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t the profile proposal come from Herb Sutter?

14.09.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not that surprising that they want to prioritise Cpp profiles, which are just another approach to safety. I honestly think itโ€™s a better fit for the cpp community, compared to just making Cpp Rust

14.09.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fun OCaml 2025: Warsaw - September 15+16, 2025 Fun OCaml 2025 is a 2 days open source hacking event dedicated to OCaml enthusiasts and professionals around the globe! Let's get together for an exhilarating event packed with creativity, innovation,...

FUN OCaml schedule is now live on the website, and I put the link to the scheduled YouTube live stream there as well!

fun-ocaml.com#schedule

12.09.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

letโ€™s do a Windows y2k style DEโ€ฆ Gershwin Desktop did something like this for FreeBSD with a macOS X look, so why not

12.09.2025 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think both are maintained by similar people, but one is Qt and the other gtk. Never used any of them tho

12.09.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gtk <3 but what about LXQT then? They must have a windows theme too

12.09.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For realโ€ฆ canโ€™t wait for it to come to macOS. General availability would fix a lot of the problems with existing C code

11.09.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I sometimes have function taking both parameters and input via stdin, you can access it via read or cat. Furthermore, you can โ€œpass functionsโ€ by name and using eval to call them, so Iโ€™d say functionalish haha

11.09.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like I would love Haskell, but the amount of extensions is scary and I kinda have a solid toolbox with C, Go, Swift, JS and POSIX shell already. Haskell would only be able to replace Go

11.09.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which is your favorite functional programming language and why? How many have you tried?

10.09.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Does functional JavaScript count? XD

On a serious note, I really appreciate Elm and liked Elixir, but I probably would like Gleam even more. Ocaml is a marvellous technology, but I donโ€™t like exceptions, the lack of type hints makes it difficult to read and the tooling situation was a bit difficult

11.09.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Memory Integrity Enforcement: A complete vision for memory safety in Apple devices - Apple Security Research Memory Integrity Enforcement (MIE) is the culmination of an unprecedented design and engineering effort spanning half a decade that combines the unique strengths of Apple silicon hardware with our adv...

Apple just released an always-on synchronous memory tagging system and hardened user- and kernelspace allocators. This makes use-after-free and buffer overflows an instant crash and non-exploitable. Intra-allocation buffer overflows are still exploitable, but rare

security.apple.com/blog/memory-...

11.09.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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