𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕒𝕦𝕣𝕦

a man wearing headphones is smiling while sitting on a couch . ALT: a man wearing headphones is smiling while sitting on a couch .

//Literally

//You witness a King's engagement bait, and the birth of his new rp account

//It's simultaneously badass, terrifying, and silly.

Which really is what I strive to embody.

//It's a placeholder until I find something better*

*
I will forget to change this and it will be permanent

//Behold, Evil.

"..."

To say Rauru is confused would be an understatement.

"...Why did they feel the need to insult picnics?" He mused aloud, making a mental note to keep an eye out for any more shades.

"Well, you're certainly sentient...And mildly irritating... So that's one mystery solved, I suppose."

"Nonverbal communication it is, then. You may simply nod or shake your head. Are you here on behalf of the Demon King?"

⠀
nessie.

just a tip for people who have the same unhealthy habits as me

you can do (email)+1@gmail.com and it'll think it's a different one

//Also works by adding / removing punctuation in your email

"too.many.accounts@gmail.com" is the same email as "toomanyaccouts@gmail.com", but bsky treats them different.

//do I make that ganondork account?

//I live once again, apologies for the absence

Making homemade candies with an old Zonai recipe.

"Ah! Carry on then, I suppose." He shrugged.

Gods are weird.

Rauru wouldn't consider The Apocalypse a source of hijinks, but that's cause he's LAME.

"Your doing, I presume?"

He looked up again.

"I don't know if 'Celestial Impact' really constitutes a 'prank'...But perhaps I just don't get the joke."

"..."

"Is it getting closer?"

"I don't remember the moon having a nose..."

He shrugged.

"Probably fine, I'm sure."

@fuckoffganon.bsky.social

Intro: To spar with a warrior of your ilk is truly an honor, let us both give it our all.

Victory: A valiant effort! You certainly live up to your reputation.

@sauriandominion.bsky.social

Intro: I did not want this fight, but you have forced my hand.

Victory: You had every opportunity to walk away, I hope you have learned humility.

//Shamelessly stolen bandwagon!

"Well, happy halloween!" He nodded, smiling- though it's hard to tell under the pumpkin.

"Hm, I suppose it *could* be..." He grabbed a second pumpkin, and a nearby helmet, Fusing the two, and putting it on his head.

"Tadah! Now you can take that off your bingo card."

"Hm? Oh, no, I'm not in costume, just putting up some decorations." He gestured to the skullpumpkin.

Using Fuse on a pumpkin and a skull.

Instant carving!

"I didn't mean to interrupt your..."

He paused for a moment, realising he had no idea what Majora was actually doing.

"Training?"

"That could definitely be interesting. I'd be happy to show you some Zonai techniques, too. Most of the technology has been lost, true, but the principles can still be applied."

"For instance, I'm still capable of performing Fuse."

“𝖬𝗂𝗉𝗁𝖺’𝗌 𝖦𝗋𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒.”

— SFW only
— Multi-shipper
— Silly/serious rp’s
— NSFW acc’s & minors dni

🫧 #LOZRP | #BOTWRP | #AOCRP 🫧

"Ah-!"

Oops.

"My apologies, I meant to knock it off to the side...Are you alright?"

Dead Man's Volley.

Rauru knocks the bullet back, get parried, dork.