he does whatever he wants
26.01.2026 22:30 โ ๐ 267 ๐ 80 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@sauriandominion.bsky.social
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he does whatever he wants
26.01.2026 22:30 โ ๐ 267 ๐ 80 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โThese turtles are a problem. Theyโre competent reptiles. Something Iโm not used to seeingโฆโ
He cut a glance from the screen towards two of his lieutenants currently bickering over some runt of a hero that they plucked off the street.
And Raph was in a place to get blasted if he didnโt ditch his latest dance partner.
To compound the problem, beneath all the din he may (or may not) detect that he was still being /observed/.
The sai kept him from being grabbed but it did nothing to keep him from being stuck between a rock and a plasma-heated hard place.
โStop letting him squirm!โ The one with the rifle hissed, the first any of them had said since the fight started.
A shot was being lined upโ /1
"Of course not. We are Saurians. We are children of the Father of Serpents--Superior in every way to everything else."
*He was annoyed the question was even broached!*
"But suddenly, a ray of light shot out of the forest, parted the clouds and lit up the ground.."
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"The light turned into a figure holding a green and shining stone, followed by a fairy..."
( ...๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ฌ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฅ๐. )
#NintendoRP || #MarioRP || #MVRP
There is snow
I like the snow, a fighter
It is cold
"Yes. True poetry."
He put the poem into his collection--no one said he wrote GOOD haikus. Just that he wrote them.
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(THE ALMIGHTY KING OF THE KOOPAS JOINS PARODY BLUESKY!)
#MARIORP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP
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// Rampage isn't a fighting game and it would mean Ross would be turning human if he hit 0 hp and he's too classy for Killer Instinct
23.01.2026 21:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0just bullets, however--these were blasts. Burning ones too. Didn't want to get hit by too many of those! With their numbers reduced from four to three, the odds were not in their favor.
One of the more ambitious of the trio moved to grab the turtle from behind, using his staff as a restraint.
The first one was down for the count with a crash of both body and weapon. He lay there a moment, stunned yet breathing, before his belt flash, blinked twice then he and it vanished.
Raph wasn't given too much time to ponder as another burst of shots followed. The ricochet revealed these weren't /1
There was one or two that might actually require some effort to avoid, but once again, a trained fellow like Raphael really wasn't needing much effort--unless he decided to be extra about the entire thing.
22.01.2026 23:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1The first two guys were a joke. Expert response to a sloppy set-up left them already knocked aside.
The second pair were only better equipped for the situation in one regard; ranged firepower.
A series of energy blasts rocketed past the ninja, some /almost/ hitting. /1
They obliged!
The nearest two charged in with extended poles crackling with mean-looking electricity.
To a trained martial artist? They were sloppy. All kinds of openings and their swings were predictable!
Maybe a regular human would be scared but Raph? A cake-walk!
"The Dominion would be far better under my leadership--we all know this. But why? I wouldn't give do-gooder turtles a chance to change sides. If there's one thing the humans got right, it's a recipe for turtle soup!" - Quetzor
22.01.2026 21:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0; temp pinned
"I will kidnap Peach OVER and OVER again until I pull it off! Failure isn't an option, and neither is giving up!"
-Mario Verse RP
- MVRP
- Up for plotting and interactions
"I look forward to you defending an entire planet. I have other things to do, however."
He gestured and, in true villain fashion, four well-armed Dominion troops emerged.
"Deal with him but let him live to regret his decision. And maybe change his mind later."
"Hmph. 'Morality'. What a 'mammalian' thought. We are strong, they are weak. And even if you and your are like us, if you aren't for the Dominion, you're against it."
He loomed, sneering.
"Don't be a mammal in a reptile's hide. Fight with your /brothers/ here. Or fall if your 'brothers' there."
"Tell me why you /insist/ on helping these--humans."
Aetla rarely made a personal appearance but these turtles were a confounding presence. It was one thing to have humans fight him; it was totally different when it was reptiles like himself.
"I fail to understand why you do this.
Apparently the only way to talk to @wrathfuljudge.bsky.social
Is to create some absurd arcane circle. Iโll have to get Ssytherion or perhaps Coilbra to do that.
A Son of Yig doesnโt dirty his talons with that sort of thing.
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โDo we have dissenters?โ No.
Do we have fools who are blessed with being reptilian and use to to go against our inevitable domination of Earth?
Yes.
Theyโll come around eventually.
Turtle, dragon, lizard. It doesnโt matter.
โImagine losing consistently to a common earth laborer. Defeat at the hands of a /plumber/. Humiliating.โ
22.01.2026 03:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โHeroes are best suited converted to a Saurian and serving under me. If not that then theyโre useful as either decoration or destroyed. Thereโs really no in-between.โ
22.01.2026 03:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โIโve heard of this โSatanโ. Imagine being frightened of something more than myself. Earthlings truly are weak.โ
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