🔞 Normal Jack

It's always the microphones with you guys.

There's not even any equipment in here that i can get horny about or anything

[ asking a little too eagerly ] Waitare you a robot

Fascinating...

... were you the one who designed this chassis? How come you added the hardware for That if you hadn't considered... y'know, using it?

Well, if you're not into it... you don't have to participate.

if it works, it works!

It's a tight schedule.

... yeah :)

FUCK THAT ROBOT FRIDAY

That's part of what helps make it fuckable.

Ideally when designing a machine you are first and foremost expected to make it fuckable

let's kill eachother

beige is a normal color.

Like is this an "I'm secretly a robot" thing or like a shapeshifter thing or like an illusion thing. Cuz none of those are dealbreakers

Okay okay!

... What kind of hardware down there am I workin' with, anyhow? You said it's all untested, right?

Why aren't you a person. What are you then What

... Huh ?

I know I'm just scared of human intimacy in general. But I'll figure it out as I go along

Alright! Alright. If you say so...!

[ Jack shuffles in closer — much closer — to get a better position, of course. Practically sitting on Teto's lap. ]

[ She causes another jolt like before, but she aimed a little higher; making contact with one of Teto's critical logic circuits for a moment. ]

[ nodding ] It's okay if you're scared. I'm scared too

Yeah Sure that'll work.

ma'am these pants are, by the books, classified as municipal industrial equipment. you're going to need to put a helmet on first

Oh! There it goes--

[ Jack simply watches as the android reacts to the sudden jolt. She subconsciously bites her lip. ]

Heyyy, you handled that pretty well! Not bad, right?

... Did you want some more. I could try a different spot...

Yippeee!!!

... Sorry. that's, uh, that's-- I guess you wouldn't know, but that's just a thing we humans say when being invited to intercourse. Ahem.

Really? Never? Not even-- well, that's... fine.

Me? I'm a pro... course-plotter, yyeah. And, I'm pretty proficient with computers and mechanisms, so I CAN help with any, debugging... if needed.

Is that so.

... I must admit, I'm certainly flattered the idea resonates with a construct of your caliber.
And — if you're alright with me presenting another query — would you be interested in... exploring some of these stress tests with someone like *myself* as the baseline?

THE AMOUNT OF ROBOTS I'VE FUCKED THIS YEAR IS BACK DOWN TO ZERO

... "Goon" as in minion to a higher purpose of course. Nothing else

sorry goon nation. i'm back. feeling needy and vulnerable again but also not lacking my usual air of showmanship