It's still news to me
02.02.2026 03:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@midnightmikecheck.bsky.social
AND THE TALKIN' LEADS TO TOUCHIN', AND THE TOUCHIN' LEADS TO SEX โ AND THEN THERE IS NO MYSTERY LEFT. !!! 18+ ONLY !!! ๐ Lewd on TL + DMs. Selective. Strangers, IRL accounts, taboo, and minors will be blocked.
It's still news to me
02.02.2026 03:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0. . . //////
R. R-really ... ?
My sexy gloves are all I have sometimes.
02.02.2026 03:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[ Slamming her fist on the fucking table ]
02.02.2026 03:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Ddiid I get him pregnant. Did I
31.01.2026 20:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[ Pausing a bit like she's never considered it before until now ] Did I get Spamton pregnant
31.01.2026 20:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Fuck my stupid chud life", as the kids say
31.01.2026 18:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hooked up with another Pippins. Made the mistake of nutting. He fucking ruined the moment by looking me directly in the eyes complaining about how he didn't get 7 lucky 7s
31.01.2026 18:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Should it be something else
31.01.2026 18:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There's always the microphones
31.01.2026 07:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We have the microphones
31.01.2026 07:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0// Updates the headcanons and runs away really fucking scared again
31.01.2026 07:33 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Okay if you say so babygirl
31.01.2026 07:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ป
31.01.2026 07:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โฅ๏ธ
31.01.2026 07:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ค
31.01.2026 07:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ฒ
31.01.2026 07:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐
31.01.2026 07:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0. . . ?
What
It's foolproof, really. I'm a genius
31.01.2026 07:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Eat more = Get fatter = Look more like Mike = Be Mike
31.01.2026 07:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sorry you had to find out like this buddy
31.01.2026 07:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"What do the Mikes even do in the Mike Room" We'r e all fucking sorry
13.12.2025 08:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0// I've been mainly containing Battie's freak side to Discord in the meantime </3
10.12.2025 00:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0// Sorrgy for not really using this,,, I got super scared/paranoid over people I don't know well from the main timeline apparently finding this account
10.12.2025 00:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Inside thought sorry
10.12.2025 00:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0