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I don't know how the law of averages works, but you'd think after 22 years of marriage I'd be right at least once

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Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.

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Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?

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My thing is if “future me” doesn’t come back in time to stop me, how bad of a decision could it really be?

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A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $39.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. #joke #funny #jokeoftheday

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If I owned a pet store I would post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look. #comedy #funny #jokeoftheday #joke