big sister general

i was really hoping this would become the new supreme but …

BLUEEEEEEEEE

omg she the next game

all this talking and replays WHERE THE FUCK IS BEYONCE

update: he got me a christmas gift

a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a sign that says " gut " ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a sign that says " gut "

I NEED THE FULL GIF

i got this coworker who always eats microwave meals for breakfast, lunch & dinner. i know a girl that cooks would fix him right on up (me)

i was out in spain rocking tha medusa head

*gasp*

if you got a nigga or daddy in Pensacola this weekend, tell them to HIDE

#FreeHim

not a nary kid in sight and u wanna act offended by cursing??? why don’t you go ask for a table ALONE

sitting at the hibachi table with my friends and an old yt couple. the man interrupts me speaking to my friends and says i need to take the word “fuck” out of my vocabulary. i politely said no and went on bout my business cause fuck you.

I should’ve said “fuck no” but im a grown up

this man keeps telling me how open minded he is and all his sexcapades with women, and i cant tell if he wants me or is just an over sharer

i love the term crash out , whoever started that needs their dick sucked or pussy ate

HE SCARED OF THE PUSSY

how drunk can i get before last call at 1:30

i want to go out but my favorite bar has revealed itself as anti black

its beginning to look a lot like switchmas

in my christmas music mood

why even come thru the drive thru if your window dont work bffr

everytime i think about moving im just like FUCKKKKKKK i might as well stay in my apartment

i feel like i see more funny shit on twitter but this app has more interactions

oh the drinks definitely drank me last night

painted my nails at w*rk, i love productivity!!

i cheered too soon, why she just try to get me spinach dip instead of buffalo dip 😓

damelo. damelo.

a group of people are gathered in front of a building that says star on it ALT: a group of people are gathered in front of a building that says star on it

MY INSTACART SHOPPER IS A WOMAN!!!!!!🎉🎉

i can see the appeal but having siblings is rarely fun😭😭

my sister needs to stay with me til saturday, pray for me yall