Negro, Please ✨🌚✨

White people

One thing I will do is waste time sitting in the car before going in.

Felt!

I’d argue they are worse than when I was a teenager. Free me! 🥴😂😂

We should

Learning this lesson day by day! #BlackSkyOver50

How much are they paying at NBC because I don't think it's enough for them to make me write AND put my name on an article calling Among Us a "murder game" and that it's "filled with assassins." Like we didn't all sit and play that in 2020 while we were stuck in the house 🙄

I had to go folder by folder, and I couldn’t even look at em!

Had to make hella executive decisions 😂

I will let that mf ring like its name is Freedom!

I don’t answer calls the last 30 minutes of my shift, much less the final minute prior 😂

If you ask me for a recipe what you’ll get is 1. a list of ingredients 2. method directions and 3. a loose quantity guide.

Fuqq I look like telling you exact measurements? … that’s between you and your ancestors.

Don’t involve me in that.

The jawns used to tell you your phone was about to ring before the call even connected 🤣

I did my big one this year, J.P is my guy fasho

And my girl right tf there on the GODDAMN list.

✨Tanerélle✨

YOU KNOW ME!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

That Spotify Wrapped be a whole time capsule of memories, music, and emotions scored to a fye song in chronological montage 😂

I sing this all the time, I really love this track

Peep her whole discography and report back, BET you’ll enjoy 🥰

It’s wild the way I won’t accept my lactose intolerance 🤣

As one of my homegirls would say:

“That weak ass 3-in-1 body wash” 😂

Naaaaap!

You absolutely can appoint the cause of such memory challenges on trauma. There are plenty of studies to document and confirm that thesis.

What in the confounding and dadblasted fresh Hell is this weather

Gimme back the fall degrees THIS INSTANT!

On God, you can’t do better than this 🥰

Marry Rick
Fuck Denzel
Kill Shannon Sharpe

I feel like a little girl every time I watch #DragonBallZ 😊

#DBZ #AnimeSky #Anime #BLERD

Awake for what, bro 😒🙄