Dracian.bsky.social

because they don't tell you in the head or sub-head: the brand is DermaRite. there are specific products & batch numbers in the article

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Financial responsibility, or giant zap cat?
Financial responsibility, or giant zap cat?
Financial responsibility, or giant zap cat?
Financial responsibility, or giant zap cat?
*screaming* D:

If only getting your dream job was this easy. >///<

Ye olde self-insert fan fiction. We've all been there. Good times, good times.
*thinks about his own and shrivels into a ball of cringe*

I actually always find this X-Files clip really inspiring that way, like yeah I do 100% believe Fox Mulder wants me to stay alive

I feel like I'm on a weekend stay at a friend's house for a convention or vacation.
I can't believe that I...live here now. Everything is weird. And confusing. And scary. But exciting!
Living in one place your whole life and then uprooting that so suddenly. Wild.
I can't believe I did this.

*watches intently while heavy breathing*

It would be so cool if you could actually get dental work in this country without paying obscene amounts of money per tooth if you have shit you need fixed

rich people after moving to Austin:

ahh time for sleep

Brain: hey remember all those times you fucked up lol

children who are constantly criticized

grow into teens who learn to hate themselves for failing to live up to others’ expectations

who grow into adults that reflexively over-apologize because they’ve been conditioned to believe they’re always disappointing everyone

Breaking news! Sun rises!

I'm cleaning my place (Far long overdue. God, I lived like this?) and...what is this? Is this even a real game? I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS!!!!

beautiful women named Extreme Heat Advisory are texting me. i think i’m gonna pass out

But salt for these two fights aside, Lies of P is freaking peak and so is the DLC.

I’m like a vampire and I cannot enter my friend’s dms or vc’s unless they invite me in

Honestly? I'm tired of people trying to control how others live their lives. Fuck 'em all.

Brütal Legend is free on itchio for the next 666 minutes in honor of Ozzy Osbourne buff.ly/Rj8d5tl

Such cute yotes. ❤️ I'd definitely not be such a lithe one. 😅

Two-frame black and white ink comic Frame 1: a small raccoon sits on a stool at a kitchen table, scrolling on a smartphone Frame 2: same scene, but overlaid with a giant windows 98 error. The alert window is titled “ANXIETY” and reads “You remember that thing you’re afraid of happening”. Beneath the text a mouse cursor hovers over the only available option: “Spiral”. The raccoon grips the phone with bulging eyes, all their fur standing on end.

More like ctrl+alt+defeat am I right

A stylized illustration of a brown lop-bunny with light beige ear tips on a toilet, covering their face and shaking. Text around the drawing reads, "'trust your gut' NEVER! I have IBS!"

"trust your gut" actually i have ibs so my gut is v untrustworthy and also my mortal enemy

#funny ♡ #digitalart
{ #strawbunnycakeart }

I know nothing about Kansas. I am now afraid of Kansas if Texas is an upgrade.

I need to be snuggled up in those so bad. Pure soft comfort. ❤️

Game devs of Bluesky, I have a pro tip:

if you want a bunch of free advertising for your game in the form of mountains of fan art, just make at least one of your playable cast members an anthro animal.

The furries will advertise your game for you.

some days

Superman Isn’t Trying to Be Political. We Just Have Real-Life Supervillains Now.

What a headline.

Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"

Help

All of your Mewtwo looks soft. ❤️

Hell, half the gross stuff I see now I hover over the account and it's already blocked.
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SHOWING IT TO ME YOU CREEPY ASS WEBSITE!?!?!?!?!?

Holy fuck, Bluesky, STOP. STOP FILLING MY FEED WITH YOU WEIRD FETISH SHIT I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN AND AM DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTED BY! Ignoring that shit didn't work so I started blocking every account involving THAT that kept showing up. And Bsky thinks "Blocking them all? Got it. MORE!!!"