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Scrum Wars Episode VI — The Return of the Scrum
After years of fake-agile and rigid frameworks, true Scrum makes a comeback.
Jedi developers restore focus on people, collaboration, and working software.
The agile Force is balanced once more.

Scrum Wars Episode V — The Standup Strikes Back
The PMs retaliate with status meetings and micromanagement. The devs strengthen their practices with stand-ups, retrospectives, and the Force of continuous improvement.

Scrum Wars Episode IV — A New Sprint
A rebel team of developers discovers Scrum and launches their first true sprint. Hope returns to the galaxy of software.

Scrum Wars Episode III — Revenge of the Project Managers
After the fall of collaborative practices, the project managers take over. Gantt charts return, and sprints become mini-Waterfalls. Agile is nearly destroyed… but not forgotten.

Scrum Wars Episode II — Attack of the Deadlines
The project developers grow stronger, enforcing harsh delivery schedules and scope creep. The engineers struggle to deliver working software under pressure.

Scrum Wars Episode I — The Backlog Menace
The project managers push for full documentation and fixed scope, while a small group of developers begins to question the Waterfall empire.

slavefiy.ai is free for grabs 👀

horny AI chat lois griffin on youtube ads

Congrats!

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Meanwhile, on Twitter...

today's a good day to make a huge cup of tea and edit wikipedia for twelve hours straight

"SpaceX" is short for "Space eXplosion"

>open reddit app
"oh yeah that doesn't work anymore"
>open twitter app
"oh yeah"
>open bluesky app

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

Artist: Calder Moore

Whoa 500k people protesting against the far right wing fascists party in Warsaw Poland.

it’s scary how dumb the investors are

A stylized cartoon white cat smokes a black pipe against a brilliant red background. His expression and head tilt radiate happiness and good nature.

Cheerful friend from a 1960s Polish matchbox label. https://flic.kr/p/5fA77U

Bluesky users are the elite because they just post a frame of a GIF and everybody just sees the whole thing in their head

Google A/I Keynote*

Google I/O Keynote game: drink whenever they mention AI from the stage

GoogleI/O should be renamed to GoogleA/I

On Mastodon someone was talking about me in a DM and included my @ name, which means Mastodon thinks you want to send me a copy. And I got the copy and had to tell them.

balls

drank my first coffee in four months and everything in shiny and beautiful and i swear if i tense my eyes and look close enough i can see molecules

and i gave them away for free:(

good, elon is scared

It's Twitter, 2024. Posters have moved en masse to BlueSky. Elon Musk tweets a meme of Left Shark saying "the woke virus strikes again." A handful of divorced 50-year-olds in Big Dog t-shirts respond "lmao EPIC sir." All is well

let’s hope that happens