Miss Unagi

Mort likes Me and Julio down by the school yard by Paul Simon

I love 130am spicy hot cocoa from famous Baltimore eatery the bun shop

5 year anniversary of when I tweeted meanly about Radio Madison of Alt Nation fame and a bunch of grown men DM’d me telling me to kill myself

I’ll walk 20,000 steps in my Costco slides idgaf

Sorry but I’m not taking morality advice from someone I don’t like or envy

I too pray on their downfall

Even as a sober person NA beer was always wild to me like you’re just drinking 2 slices of bread for the love of the game at that point.

I have once again blown the Saniderm clean off my body with my plasma leakage

Some of you would be a lot happier if you stopped threatening to beat ppl up on the internet all the time

Another day, another request for “more vocals in my monitor”

A person with shaved head and red glasses wears a white T-shirt with text about dance music

Now offering free tattoo removal to anyone with that Grindcore symbol tattooed on them

I acted much the same when I discovered Pink Floyd too

The elder scrolls oblivion remaster came out while I was gone so if you've wronged me lately i will be making custom characters in your likeness with terrible stats and having them get attacked and mauled by mud crabs as my new emotional outlet

I also yearn for We Love Katamari Scuba Cat

Flail tattoo soon I think. Or ouroboros. Decisions to be made. Much to think about.

Shapewear in general is a godsend.

Happy birthday you glorious, stinking beast

Theme your bathroom

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Hey when you talk to me about your day that’s emotional labor. You are abusing my goodwill. Now I will complain about my wife directly in earshot of her.

Agree. My insurance actually requires I get a full blood panel yearly or my rate goes up like $500.

@frogmantha.bsky.social I think your iron is MIA and this would show up on a blood panel like instantly

50/50 shot they'll order it if you tell them you're falling over and dizzy for no reason. They may tell you to lose 5 pounds and order it anyways but forget they ordered it for that and then say you have bad cholesterol or whatever so make sure you read your chart yourself too.

Bloodborne twon't

Ortliebs wont give you a hot dog with the drink tickets there I'm BIG MAD about it

LinkedIn probably sucks like 90% of the time but since I came from a construction background like 75% of my connections are dudes who just post jobsite safety videos. Watching concrete finishers get loose and spin around crazy style on the clock rules idk

do you think they're still hiring at the los angeles lava factories from terminator 2

Just sit in a sauna

You can curate your online experience however you want, but I don't understand the new use of 21+ bio markers over 18+. What is your profile doing? Schmoking weed?

Working with random scrap glass was fun I wish I didn’t get the hairline fracture and that the soldering in the open circle didn’t get ultra killed but for a first run in like 18 months I say I did pretty ok.